The LOL Corner

This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.

Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest chat network quotes.

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The Quotes

<jadefyres-freedom> I poked myself in the eye with the part of my
glasses that goes over the ear today
<jadefyres-freedom> it's bothering me now =[
<The-Duct-Tape> jadefyres-freedom: did you try taking it out?



* The-Duct-Tape curses out loud
* jadefyres-freedom washes The-Duct-Tape's mouth out with soup
* The-Duct-Tape !!!
<jadefyres-freedom> I mean soap



<Synith> I wanna be a vampire so I can sparkle in the sunlight and
date a stupid girl named bella.



<fang-lover123> hello?
<fang-lover123> anyone here?
<fang-lover123> hello
<fang-lover123> i wonder....
<fang-lover123> I'M DANCING LIKE A CHICKEN!!!!!!
<fang-lover123> lol
<fang-lover123> i can dance like a chicken without being judged....
<fang-lover123> THATS FREAKING AWESOME!!!!!!!!
<fang-lover123> *dancing like a chicken*



<Old-Rust> I'd love to live in a submarine.
<Old-Rust> I would sing.
<Old-Rust> Yellow Submarine.
<Old-Rust> All the time. 8D
<laura-beth467> submarines are tiny inside
<0neMoreTyme> laura-beth467: mmhmm
<cypher-neo> Old-Rust: And they would make you walk the plank
in short order.
<Old-Rust> They have planks on submarines? D:
<cypher-neo> Old-Rust: Unfoldable indoor ones. They're mostly
used as ironing boards these days.
<Old-Rust>



<dammitMEL> realillusions: What's wrong with your Skypes?
<realillusions> dammitMEL: I don't know, give me a minute to
tinker with it.
<realillusions> Brb.
** realillusions has left [connection closed]
<pickledeer> dammitMEL: And when he's done with that, he'll
try to get Skype to work.
<dammitMEL> Hahahahahaha.



<wonderfulrachel> AGMeade: I may not be able to drink coffee, but I can
still get half price bus tickets if I flutter my eyelashes and hitch
up my skirt.



<dammitMEL> Uncle-Scratchy: God bless you.
<Uncle-Scratchy> dammitMEL: lol, he already has. Have you
seen this mug? Come on.



<anjules> ilovemypoopie: FAQ <-- click that it'll pretty much
answer any question you have
<ilovemypoopie> oh ok
<ilovemypoopie> hey!
<ilovemypoopie> u jerk
<anjules> pardon?
<ilovemypoopie> oh sorry! i thought it said fag! oopsy



<rapidograph> Before we get started, I wish to ask the room if anyone here objects to this union... if so, chat now or forever hold your peace.
<rapidograph> anyone?
<martypunker> loltheycan'tspeak
<rapidograph> anyone?
<Moonbeam13> If they did I'd ban them
<Little-Vampire>
<Ikue> LOL



<rapidograph> Our Admin, who art in cyber-space, Hallowed be thy UserName. Thy Avatar come. Thy FAQ be done, On my computer as it is on the server. Give us this day our Daily Deviation. And forgive us our rants, as we forgive those who rant against us. And lead us not into policy violation, but deliver us from llamas. For thine is the perl script, and the power, and the root password, for ever and ever. Amen.



<HAL2008> Anyway, cypher-neo, I say we take matters into our own hands.
* HAL2008 grabs the shotgun and the pitchfork.
<cypher-neo> HAL2008: You can't shoot a shotgun when you're holding a pitchfork. You'll either stab or shoot yourself in the foot.
<HAL2008> cypher-neo: You're talking to a professional here.
* HAL2008 ties the pitchfork to the top of his head.
<cypher-neo>