The LOL Corner

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The Quotes

<shuttermonkey>OpalMist: chix0r's boobs can make any gay man temporarliy straight ... if you stare at them for too long the condition becomes permanant
<OpalMist>shuttermonkey: I could deal with being bi.
<OpalMist>shuttermonkey: If I just look at one, do you think that could work?
<shuttermonkey>OpalMist: lol XD



<LawrenceDeDark> I'm not supposed to be here
<pendlestock> LawrenceDeDark: Are any of us meant to be here?
<pendlestock> </existential>



<EvilCheeseMan> Look! I got mai period! ----> .
<i-hate-mushrooms> EvilCheeseMan: Roflz
<Stute> EvilCheeseMan:
<YukiMizuno> EvilCheeseMan:



<spyed> omgomgomomg
<spyed> I'm totally a 5 year old girl right now



*learn-to-spel used to think that a flash drive was mooning people on the highway out of your car window.



<lenawargo> Infern02: had to move the bird cage away from the wall... fuckers were eating my paint



<learn-to-spel>EmperorDinobot: They call it WoW for short because that's what people say when you tell them that you play it.



<DreamingMyth> squible: what dong did you find?
<DreamingMyth> *Song



<dj-iso> Hi
<dj-iso> How do i join Deviant Art ??
<DarkestVirtue> dj-iso: Congratulations, by asking that question you've joined automatically, thanks to MNBot, our resident psychic!



<rockthemandolin> why must there always be a good and an evil? i want to find a religious doctrine that dismisses such notions.
<cypher-neo> rockthemandolin: And right and left. I have more trouble with those than right and wrong.



<Athos-of-Light> i just had a bucket of cries
<Athos-of-Light> ohh snap
<Athos-of-Light> **fries
<Athos-of-Light> i'm not that emo



<TwilightKirby> i feel sorry for God
<TwilightKirby> he reads my mind
<TwilightKirby> poor guy
<Ceata88> lawd



<ed-spike-link> SteveO526: My Karma ran over your Dogma.



<Darkfiend90> SteveO526: lol today I found out that blt stands for bacon, lettuce, tomato.....i was like "i want a blt sandwich with bacon, lettuce and tomato" and my friend was like "uhhh thats what blt stands for" and i was all like "slow"



<Thalassic> Bwuhwuhuhuh.
<Thalassic> Nut jobs.
<Thalassic> Squirrels like those.



<wordlesswhisper> Vista sucks my non-existant left testical.
<eskirinabsolute> nonexistent*
<eskirinabsolute> testicle*
<wordlesswhisper> I really did just type "testical" didn't I?
<sodalicious> testically



<Aw-teh-skys-cryin> what's ASL?
<BigLew> Asians singing lullabyes



<ShadowKirby22107> to hell with ice
<Galahawk> It'd melt.
<Galahawk> :I



<martypunker> I'm going to buy two Fiats.
<martypunker> And drive them together.
<Caektiems> With a bridge between them?
<martypunker> NO! See.
<martypunker> I'll drive them both really fast.
<martypunker> Towards a gorge.
<martypunker> One going one way
<martypunker> One facing the other.
<martypunker> Yeah.
<martypunker> And they'll make a jump at each other.
<martypunker> BECAUSE
<martypunker> One way, they'll hit each other, crash, explode, and fall really far.
<martypunker> THE OTHER WAY
<martypunker> They'll just both fall.
<martypunker> And crash at the bottom.
<martypunker> So, I win either way.
<martypunker> The only way I see this failing...
<martypunker> Is if they're misaligned, so they miss each other AND they make the leap.
<martypunker> Landing safely on the other side.
<martypunker> BUT
<martypunker> That would be cool, too, I guess.
<martypunker> And I'll just rig explosive into them.
<martypunker> And blow them up in that event.
<martypunker> And then push them into the gorge.
<Hanratty-Stock> ....what made you think of this?
<martypunker> Someone on the MN@ team bought a Fiat and I looked up
pictures of them.