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The Quotes

<Tachy-on> I should have named my scuzzle piece "Penis"... then I could have read "user has added Penis to their Favorites" over and over in my message center.



<Gaia-The-Dragon-Fan> I can't stand stuffed animals DX
<Gaia-The-Dragon-Fan> Well, except the stuffed animal kind
<Gaia-The-Dragon-Fan> like, what little kids sleep with
<Gaia-The-Dragon-Fan> Those kind rock



<cypher-neo> Soo... I bought some birdseed today
<cypher-neo> Humans don't model for free... I figure birds shouldn't either.



** popcorn has been made a member of Eaten by STFUxGTFO *



<Trapiki> vastblue: Show me them thar wenches that make you feel down. Me and Little-Vampire will push them into my large freezer.
<vastblue> Trapiki: I don't think it would a good thing to push my mother into a large freezer.
<Little-Vampire> hmm momsicles



* DreamingMyth is alive
<DreamingMyth> *alive
<DreamingMyth> oh wait I did spell it right



<Kungfugenius> keiiii: for a while i just had an actual phone ring as my ringtone. people were like "dude, why does your phone sound like a phone?"



<TheDistractedOne> AsterFlam: is it just me, or do other people read your name as HampsterMom too?



<smoking-mirrors> I had a dream that a magician got me pregnant once.
<smoking-mirrors> Aww.
<salshep> hahaha
<salshep> imagine the birth
<smoking-mirrors> hehe.
<salshep> "watch me pull a baby outta my assistant"
<smoking-mirrors> Hahahahahahaha.
<salshep> *handkerchiefs*
<salshep> *handkerchiefs*
<salshep> *rabbit*



<Zienna> TheInkGhost: I hadn't drank anything in 2 years!
<The-Inkling> Its fun to drink a little with friends...but ya...
<TheSprunk> I've gone from like an assload every night to moderate amount once every other 2 weeks lol
<Jeaneai> TheSprunk: An assload?
<TheSprunk> Jeaneai:
<Jeaneai> TheSprunk: How much is an ass? Like...6 ounces?
<TheSprunk> Jeaneai: Beyonce ass
<Jeaneai> 4 quarts to a gallon, 10 gallons to an ass.
<Jeaneai>


<Lekompakt> watching elephant seals fight is like watching one stick of lard hit another one



<Comrade-Kelly> LOVE CAN'T EXIST ON HEROES
<capncraka> agreed
<awhisperoflight> Tru fax
<capncraka> i'm sorry...but if i developed an ability during an eclipse tomorrow
<capncraka> my love life would be put on hold for a bit
<capncraka> i'd call my g/f
<capncraka> "sorry babe...i'm like moving shit with my mind...lose my number"



<BlackMage12> I spelled cake on mai bewb
<BlackMage12> spilled*



<AblativeLove> WHy is it when I say "lag" that it takes no time at all to show up on my screen? yet when I talk normally, it takes upwards of two minutes.
<cypher-neo> AblativeLove: Irony lag



<Wizard-Kgalm> Sweaty Balls
<LordOfDemise>
<LordOfDemise> Use a ShamWow.
<LordOfDemise> Problem solved.


<kat1e->
<k-ossuburb> Bee's would be cooler if they were pink and black.
<k-ossuburb> They'd look like fluffy flying liquorice allsorts.