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The Quotes

<metal-fusion> duststorm10: your name is brian?
<duststorm10> metal-fusion: Aye.
<reggiedonkey23> duststorm10: ur name is brain???
<duststorm10> reggiedonkey23: No, my name is Brian. Brain is what I use to spell it right.



<Mankati> hugs are just sex without the friction aranod:



<aquabreeze87> hitlerwtfplz: You killed my grandmother's father. Prepare to die.



<boomer-anonymous> so I am typing my password
<boomer-anonymous> then I look up and nothing is there
<boomer-anonymous> so I restart the comp and try again
<boomer-anonymous> and still nothing
<boomer-anonymous> so I try it one more time and nuthin
<boomer-anonymous> so then I start freakin out
<boomer-anonymous> I get ticked at it and kick the keyboard off my desk and then turn so, it comes back and hits me in the head
<boomer-anonymous> so I am like
<boomer-anonymous> YOU @*%&amp;#%* KEY BOARD i SHOULD- hey wait ....... how did it move so far ......... then i look and see
<boomer-anonymous> -_- it was unpluged



<Goodbutbad> Told you christ is an aweful person but noo you don't believe me now do you?
<Goodbutbad> CHRIS
<Goodbutbad> NOT CHRIST



<Platinus> Fractals give me something to masturbate too when I'm in no mood for porn
<trystianity> it's refreshing to see someone who takes such a personal, hands on approach to fractal art



* SwirlyRockStar hides behind invisibledecoy.
<SwirlyRockStar> Dammit.



<jennipenny> OpalMist: I sell opals for a living
<jennipenny> OpalMist: seriously...im in the US at the moment because of it. I started 8 months ago
<shuttermonkey> lol jennipenny is OpalMist's pimp



** mixmaster163 has joined
<gaara-zetsulover> leave me alone i just got hit by a car



<magmanorn> g string
<magmanorn> I have several of them
<Danium> you do?
<magmanorn> inside my piano
<Danium> dude



<smoking-mirrors> Why can't staying in shape be convienient and easy?
<martypunker> Nothing worth having is? Wait...
<smoking-mirrors> Hah.
<martypunker> Cakes are pretty fucking worth it, methinks.
<smoking-mirrors> Fuck you.
<smoking-mirrors> Now I want cake.
<martypunker> Shit is worth it, too.
<martypunker> Do you want shit now?
<smoking-mirrors> No.
<smoking-mirrors> Shit isn't tasty.
<martypunker> What if I said all cake had shit in it?
<martypunker> Do you want shitcake now?
<smoking-mirrors> I know better
<martypunker> Don't ruin this >:C
<martypunker> This is brilliant psychology!
<martypunker> Just call me Freudpunker.
<smoking-mirrors> But it doesn't work if you don't consider the knowledge of your subject as well.
<smoking-mirrors> Freud was a horrible psychologist. :[
<martypunker> Shut up. :C
<martypunker> You're crushing my dreams. :C
<martypunker> I'm just going to binge drink and write dark poems and call myself Poepunker now. :C
<smoking-mirrors> Hahahaha.




<capncraka> herpes was pretty good tonight
<awhisperoflight> um
<awhisperoflight> capncraka: herpes?
<awhisperoflight> D:
<capncraka>
<capncraka> HEROES!!!
<awhisperoflight> loooooooool
<capncraka> hahah oh shi-
* awhisperoflight lols so hard



* Sabrinababy is away: Exorcising. ]
<Sabrinababy> ***EXERCISING.
<learn-to-spel> LOL



<Roonifer> Okay so I lean over to grab my tablet pen....
<Roonifer> and my boob is pressing buttons on my computer!
<Roonifer> I have NO idea this is happening
<Roonifer> so I'm freaking out
<Roonifer> thinking something was wrong
<Roonifer> then I sit up
<Roonifer> and it stops
<Roonifer> -.-
<Roonifer> I fail



<duststorm10> DemonDreamer333: Which is ironic since money can't just disappear.
<rapidograph> duststorm10: money can't just disappear? WTF, you never met my ex-wife



* FarDareisMai has never had a relationship with a canteloupe.
<Platinus> that's the second time in a week that relationships with canteloupes have come up XD
<CoRayBee> HotPlatypus: It's a very compelling melon.



** Ill-Be-Here-Always has left [connection closed]



<jennerlove> damn, i forgot how to talk in here XD
<chiiildd> I gave up on talking in here- these days I just type.
<chiiildd> *bu-dum-tish*



<Tierdaen> i'm pretty open about music...i can listen to just about whatever's playing in the porno



<imonstuh> SameOldSongs: No wonder it took you 20 minutes to come up with this bull crap. you were probably going to every joke site you could think of. Can't you see people are actually trying to stop the arguing ? maybe you should stop trying to make yourself look cool and stfu for once
<SameOldSongs> imonstuh: give me a minute. i gotta google a comeback.