The LOL Corner

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The Quotes

<Galahawk> They used to have a loooooot of pets.
<Galahawk> Including two chickens, two ducks, two cats, and a god.
<Galahawk> ...
<Galahawk> *dog



<Ghouldaddy> when you say chick flick, do you mean sappy girly movies or girl on girl movies?



<ChibifiedChopsticks> Don't be so smard
<ChibifiedChopsticks> *Smart
<Faerie-Glaerdrune> Smard? That sounds like some sort of spread!
<ChibifiedChopsticks> Smard. It tastes like Brains and Cheese.



<darksypherX> wait what's this about 3d porn
<Rhyk> darksypherX: It's called getting laid.



<NLY> I once slept on a couch and woke up after a fitful sleep with a needle in my knee.
<smoking-mirrors> D:
<salshep> .. ow
<eskirinabsolute> I once slept on a couch and woke up without pants.
<eskirinabsolute> Everyone present denied responsibility.
<salshep> hahahaha
<smoking-mirrors> I once went to sleep in my bed fully clothed and woke up on the couch half naked.
<NLY> I wouldn't put it past you, really, eskirinabsolute.
<NLY> You would be my first suspect in the removal of your own pants.
<eskirinabsolute> I generally remember when I've removed my own pants.
<salshep> I went to sleep drunk once and found out in the morning "I" had gotten out of bed, kept partying for hours and hours and drank a heap, was the life of the party. But I had a british accent.



<1ginger1> GET A LIFE.
<learn-to-spel> 1ginger1: link?



<kezzoXrawks> is good friday always on friday?



<martypunker> fijd
<martypunker> martypunker: This channel is English Only.
<martypunker> martypunker: Shut up.



<Thesadandunreal> i can sit here and bring my knee up to my face
<mossi-mo> I want to do a simple backbend handstand
<Gulivar> I can touch my nose with my ear.
<Gulivar> Now that's impressive.
<Thesadandunreal> i can elbow myself in the face almost



<Ghouldaddy> I swear the dAmn connection drops more than lindsay lohan's panties



<duststorm10> Devabbi: Anyone with steady hands and a keen eye could do it with practice and patience.
<Devabbi> duststorm10: er, I has those!
<duststorm10> Devabbi: Me too, but I won't try tit.
<duststorm10> ...
<duststorm10> FUCK
<Devabbi> duststorm10: XD
<duststorm10> Devabbi: *IT
<duststorm10> IT DAMMIT



* Devabbi can't remember the conversion formula for celcius to farenheit, but is proud of the fact that she can still spell both.
<Blue-Six> Devabbi: *celsius
<Devabbi> DAMMIT.



<Taco-Squid> (b) wtf is this?!
<oozsinfered> it's a b inside brackets



<Devabbi> Jeaneai: You sound hyper.
<Jeaneai> Devabbi: I'm not.
<Jeaneai> I'm pretty mellow right now.
<Jeaneai> I'm not even twitching.



<BratGothGirl> Life is like being a pubic hair on a public toilet, eventually you will get pissed off.



<Nanakiro> I'm feeling dtupid.
<SteveO526> Nanakiro: How ironic.



<roguequeen> I uninstalled my sound driver because it wasn't working
<roguequeen> Restarted like four times
<roguequeen> Downloaded a bunch of shit
<roguequeen> And then I figured out
<roguequeen> The sound wasn't working
<roguequeen> Because my headset was plugged in.



<helovestea> Thenomercy-warrior: Ho
<helovestea> hi*
<Thenomercy-warrior> Well I never.


<KisayaMyst> My hand is cold
<KisayaMyst> This is about the only time I find my boobs useful