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<lenawargo> ur a dongle
<lenawargo> and no, I dont know what that is
<cypher-neo> I figured
<martypunker> I am decidedly NOT a dongle.
<lenawargo> lol
<cypher-neo> A dongle is the male-half of a USB connector.
<lenawargo> ahh
<lenawargo> so its like the penis of USB
<11icecool11> i didn't know it was an artist site
<Devabbi> 11icecool11: ...deviantART?
<capncraka> DreamingMyth: you any good at writing tutorials?
<DreamingMyth> oh shit I got a DD D:
<DreamingMyth> for a tutorial
<capncraka> just now?
<capncraka> are you serious?
<capncraka> Nice!
<DreamingMyth> haha yes dead serious
<capncraka> hahaha that's ironic as shit
<Eivieu> HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
<smoking-mirrors>
DDDD<smoking-mirrors> HOW DID YOU KNOW?
<Eivieu> smoking-mirrors: I'm psychic.
<smoking-mirrors> Eivieu, I am currently away. Reason: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!
* BratGothGirl fell down the stairs today and liked it.
<BratGothGirl> it was less painful than walking
<BratGothGirl> and, I got to see in five directions at once!
<Ray-Dawn> pigs are closely related to us, so it makes sense Angustus
<Enigma-Australis> I prefer I come from a higher being than a pig
<Angustus> you mean a giraffe?
<vastblue> uberjoe19:
<uberjoe19> vastblue:
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<duststorm10> I bet one day a REAL epileptic will waltz into this room all happy and you guys are going to kill them.
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** Saga-Begins has left [connection closed]
<ramone5> the saga ended
<fm-vorassi> If you could marry your favourite pokemon, how many babies would you have?
<Zack-The-Dragon> The meaning of life is....
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<DJDragonwolf> O.o
* Synfull just accidently stuck pasta up her nose
<TheBeatleGirlAudrey> I got an email saying, you have successfully registered for face book Laurene. and I was all 'WTF my name is Audrey, and I don't do face book, or anyone on it.'
<TheBeatleGirlAudrey> that came out wrong...
<StrayedMusician> My sim lady is taking a bath
<StrayedMusician> I just love lookin' at her censored body
<IaiaRose> StrayedMusician: My sims don't have the censored thing
<Narfmaster> StrayedMusician: there's a patch for that
<vastblue> StrayedMusician:
I took off the censoring.<Narfmaster>
<Sting1> Perverts.
<learn-to-spel> an old lady attacked me with her purse...
<learn-to-spel> That actually happened to me once, too.
<learn-to-spel> I was in the supermarket
<learn-to-spel> and I dropped a package of cookies.
<learn-to-spel> And she walked over it, probably to pick it up for me.
<learn-to-spel> And I didn't see her until my head was buried in her ninety-year-old crotch as I bent over to get the cookies.
<learn-to-spel> So she wacked me with her handbag.
<learn-to-spel> I haven't set foot in that grocery store for eight years.
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<learn-to-spel> an old lady attacked me with her purse...
<learn-to-spel> That actually happened to me once, too.
<learn-to-spel> I was in the supermarket
<learn-to-spel> and I dropped a package of cookies.
<learn-to-spel> And she walked over it, probably to pick it up for me.
<learn-to-spel> And I didn't see her until my head was buried in her ninety-year-old crotch as I bent over to get the cookies.
<learn-to-spel> So she wacked me with her handbag.
<learn-to-spel> I haven't set foot in that grocery store for eight years.
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