Hello!

I've done this little thing one day I was bored, thinking of all the little problems goths are confronted in daily life.
All the things listed have happened to me at least once.
But don't take it seriously. Don't flame me if you don't like it. It's just for fun. I think laughing of this little problems is the best things to do.
And if you have other ideas of little problems of daily goth life, just tell me, the list can be improved

Little problems of daily (goth) life

1.Having troubles to find one perticuliar black clothes among a pile of other black clothes.
2.Having trouble to find a nice black and lacy pyjama or nightdress.
3.Needing someone to help you dressing in the morning (aaah... corsets...)
4.Making people frown at you when you tell them the name of your pet (mine is called Dracula).
5.Thinking of locating your wardrobe in another dimension, just to have enough room. (dedicated to ~Menestria)
6.Thinking of locating your CD collection in another dimension, for the same reasons as above.
7.Practising sports that makes people frown (such as medieval or artistic fencing).
8.Claiming you can perfectly practise this sport wearing:
corset and skirts for girls
pirate shirt and jacket for men.
… And realising, that once again, you made people frown.
9.Assuring you can perfectly slay someone remaining elegant, but being confronted to the reaction of other people, who seem to think you are insane.
10.Being totally enthousiastic for a thing normal people consider scary, and realising that once again, they look at you as if you were mad.
11.Having to learn sewing to make the clothes of your dream.
12.Using a lot of eyelets and ribbons for your clothes. Really a lot! (when you have to buy your eyelets in tool shops, instead of sewing shops, it means you have reached to critical point).
13.Being forced to develop a radar able to detect dark clothes to survive shopping.
14.Being forced to develop a tolerance to commercial (shit) music to survive parties.
15.Despite this, needing to « wash » your ear with your own music when you comme back home.
16.When asked « Can't you put something bright for a while », realising you have nothing in your wardrobe that can be called bright.
17.When asked « Do you prefer bright colors or light colors ? » by an enthousiastic seller in a shop, you answer « er... well, dark? » (dedicated to ~Malezol)
18.Being often called names by morons when you pass by them.
19.Feeling it would be nice to eviscerate them with a cheese grater, but realising this kind of things is forbidden by the law (dedicated to :devterpandre)
20.Having to dress « normally » for school or job and feeling miserable about that.
21.Realising that people think that, because you have a job now, you will be back to a more normal style and life, and forget about all the gothic stuff (how annoying honnestly).
22. Being asked what is your favorite kind of music, finding yourself forced to explain concepts such as "dark ambiant" or "neo-celtic pagan folk" (this one is for all Omnia's fans).
23.Making stupid lists just to share this problems with other persons