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<katez-chan> Pity the agnostic dyslexic insomniac, for she lies awake at nights wondering if there really is a dog.
<roodpart> ..wheres a nude button when you need it...
<roodpart> nudge*
<Sting1> You know how when you grab a woman's breast... it feels like... a bag of sand?
<darkwolf51903> TheDistractedOne: i had food poisoning... felt like i puked up my legs... it hurt to breath at first i couldn't breath at all.
<darkwolf51903> lungs*
<darkwolf51903> O.O
<TheDistractedOne> Puked up your LEGS?! Jeez, that'd be baad xD
<OpalMist> xTokio483ZimmerX: Fail is always waiting behind every shadow, beneath each floorblard.
<OpalMist> *blard
<OpalMist> *board!
<Narfmaster> Rainy my ass, it's ridiculously hot and sunny
<LexiTrombley> Narfmaster: its hot?!? WTF its rainy
<Narfmaster> LexiTrombley: not everyone lives where you live.
<LexiTrombley> Narfmaster: oh...
<HouseMDfan> i once sneezed so hard I thought my uterus fell out. Turns out I sneezed my tampon out
<TwilightKirby> something smells fishy
<Klashkrool> sorry
<Klashkrool> I had beef
<Klashkrool> wait
<Klashkrool> nevermind
<calgarc> what tree
<catluvr2> BOOBIETREE!
<cuppas> we stopped talking about trees like orb minutes ago
<XtremeOverdrive> ok
<utarefson670> XtremeOverdrive: Weve trancended beyond the realm of shrubbery....
<cuppas> man
<Zan-tastic> lol cuppas they're talking about boobietrees now!
<cuppas> i missed my chance to join in
<cuppas> and make that epic
<cuppas> Zan-tastic: i planted an areola. im hoping it will grow into a boobietree.
<ShadowKirby22107> klash is a robut
<ShadowKirby22107> he cant feel
<Ceata88> robut?
<Ceata88> O.o
<Ceata88> A mechanical ass?
<salshep> but the toilet-things won, and I went home
<hell-on-a-stick> toilet things?
<PopsicleParticles> the toilet-things won?
<PopsicleParticles> this is like a whole other language to me
<salshep> Things. That lived in the toilet. With lots and lots of legs.
<salshep> horrible ><
<PopsicleParticles> dude, clean your friggin' toilet
<salshep> .. it was a giant pit in the ground, Ryan
<PopsicleParticles> wtf sal? like, srsly?
<salshep> We're out bush, ninny
<molly-snicklefritz> Hahah
<salshep> we had an outdoor loo
<PopsicleParticles> and the spiders in the pit dunny won? won what, exactly?
<salshep> Well. The first time I sat down on it
<salshep> I felt something run across my ass
<salshep> and then like, a hundred things
<salshep> and before I could get up
<salshep> a really BIG thing
<salshep> chasign them
<salshep> across my ass
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