Rollup! Rollup! Rare and one of a kind chance to see some of the most unique pieces of art this side of the East Galactic Sea! Entirely created* by your most humble servant, myself! Glorious portraits! Stunning Scenery! WOWED the Crown Heads of Australia! WELCOME, one and all! Limited time only, only fifty four good English pounds, why thank you kindly sir, this way!

For I have finally braved the exponentially exploding folder of visitors, lurking in my message centre to bring you...

the Feature of AWESOMENESS
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*waits*
_{you were meant to applaud}

Anyway, most of these people visited me in September (then I got bored and sort of picked random pages... )
To the featured: Thank you for your visit, and enjoy the variety of company you are in!
To everyone else: LOOK! PRETTIES! Also, some REALLY good writing. Read it!

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Find more Features and things here

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Traditional


Digital painting


Poetry
Green Eyes
Do you love me enough to kill me?
To take the breath from my lips?
The ones you swore, you wouldn't miss
But never promised not to kiss or more?


First time making love
Trembling lips gently graze
while soft hands explore
stimulating me,
for what's in store

A trail of kisses
Down the small of my back
Enticing me to read more

Fragile Heart
I give you my fragile heart
Mine of glass, yours of stone
Perfect for each other.
We always said read more


The greatest minority
I am the greatest minority
I am me
today most people are part of the crowd
but I am myself and proud
read more

Photography



Stories
india ink by =austheke
for some reason she’s dipped a paintbrush in ink, taking a thick oxhair brush and soaking it with a cheap replacement for india. “you see,” she says as she drags the brush across an enormous piece of banner paper, “this is art.”

no it’s not!, you want to scream at her, because something in you is rebelling against this scarring of a clean white sheet, at this waste of ink and time. your fingers ache to rescue her brush.read more

Resources/Stock, Crafts, Fractals and other things


Photomanipulation



Thank you! Thank you! Donations accepted, and please leave your hats at the door when you leave! Why yes, madam, the horse was real, and no, no paintbrushes were harmed. Sir! How can you suggest such a thing! Of course 'tis all my own work, yes indeed! A stunt-double you say? Never!
What's that m'dear? Oh, not at all! It's meant to do that!
Me?! A charlatan! WHY! I like your sense of humour! As a sign of how much I like you, would you be interested in a one-of-a-kind opportunity? You have an honest twinkle, sir, can I interest you in this rare and magnificient piece? No...? Ah well, perhaps you, then ma'am?
Other people's signature? Nonsense! The pigeon picture? Ah yes, yes, one of my proudest works - oh I assure you, entirely handdrawn in crayon. It does look like a photo doesn't it? As I said, I'm very prou-no, no, forgive me, but you cannot touch.

_{*'entirely created' not inclusive of actually conceiving of, commissiioning or creating the works in question}