The LOL Corner

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The Quotes

<kalany> there's a rat chasing a frog around inside the walls of my apartment
<MissingHorcrux> kalany: ...



Cybazaar said: man how you dont know about 2pac?
Robert77 said: I'm from Canada..
Cybazaar said: so?
Robert77 said: i dont know what it is
Cybazaar said: 2pac.. he is singer
Robert77 said: i know what is 2 but what is pac
Cybazaar said: 2pac.. -.-
Robert77 said: ok ok but what is pac?



<MattyLove91> nerdier: A ninja could not dodge a wizard.
<MattyLove91> Magic missile.
<MattyLove91> 'Nuff said.
<nerdier> MattyLove91: pst,
<MattyLove91> And wish spell.
<MattyLove91> You can't stop that.
<MattyLove91> Fireball.
<MattyLove91> Melf's Acid Arrow.
<nerdier> Whateev
<MattyLove91> I want to make a lvl 20 wizard and a lvl 20 ninja now.
<MattyLove91> Play test that shit.
<MattyLove91> (Wizard will win)
<nerdier> That's what you think.
<MattyLove91> Well, I'm thinking D&D mechanics.
<MattyLove91> So, y'know, yeah.
<MattyLove91> Epic level wizards are not going to die easily.
<MattyLove91> OH GOD
<MattyLove91> ALL THOSE SPELLS
<Modified-Masquerade> Then again
<Modified-Masquerade> Ninjas can invisable.
<Modified-Masquerade> And wizards have shit defence.
<Modified-Masquerade> So ninja could roll a 4 and kill it.
<MattyLove91> Wizards have could cast true sight.
<MattyLove91> Enchanted cloak for high AC
<sioraine> UNICORNS.
<sioraine> Unicorns pwn all.
<sioraine> Not even a fair fight.



<Riobux> Candorsmayhem: Waxing yourself is for pussies, real men tie groups of body hair together, attach it to random cars while they wait at the railway crossings and wait for them to pull it off.



<Tarkemelhion> TheDistractedOne: dont make me come over there =.=
<TheDistractedOne> Tarkemelhion: You can come/go whereever you like, just make sure you let me know if it's going to be near me, so I can get the shitgun ready
<TheDistractedOne> SHOTGUN**
<YaoiYuriFanGirl13> Shitgun,lol
<TheDistractedOne> I MEANT SHOTGUN



<Cocokun> RavenWolf-1827: Dancing underwear is lol
<Cocokun> * underwater



<mossi-mo> Thesadandunreal: sew stuffed animals
<mossi-mo> nothing like stabbing something repeatedly
<mossi-mo> in the name of creation
<mossi-mo> to calm yourself
<mossi-mo> and should the wings come out lopsided
<mossi-mo> its totally ok to rip out the stitches
* mossi-mo is doing so right now



<demonhawk30> codeboy: Niko from GTA 4
<codeboy> demonhawk30: you clearly missed out on the last 3 gta games
<demonhawk30> codeboy: i wasnt allowed to play M rated games until recently
<codeboy> demonhawk30:
<demonhawk30> codeboy: shutup. just because i had to wait until my wife said it was ok
<demonhawk30> codeboy: doesnt mean yourr better than me



<Arenon> Is my mom a virgin?



<akatsukitard95>my genious is amazing
<BiohazardFour>*genius



<crasheddreamer> so who here heard the tragic news of Panic at the Disco?
<OgenB> crasheddreamer: They are making another album?



<BloodyPassion> ravenagainstthesnow: I forgot to feed Fluffy ;A;
<ravenagainstthesnow> BloodyPassion: dog or cat?
<BloodyPassion> ravenagainstthesnow: Ball Python



<xXThatGuyOverThereXx> I lost my life to video games but I had extra lives.



<houthakker>my mother thong iz not english



<MissClub> theninthgate: thanks for the deviantArt ; p
<MissClub> ...wait
<MissClub> ...
<MissClub> thanks for the ass
<MissClub> ..NO
<MissClub> add.
<MissClub> damnit god!



<DreamingMyth> Gulivar: I have some satin shits but those are in the car
<DreamingMyth> er.. sheets
<DreamingMyth> SHEETS
<Gulivar> Satan shits.
<Gulivar>
<DreamingMyth> D:
<Gulivar> Satin.
<Gulivar> SATIN.



<xmoonwalkerx> im a girl
<whitesidevampire> Wow, I'm a girl too! We should start a vagina club or something.



<flufflylover92395> MasterMindMan: what about sketchboob pro?
<flufflylover92395> efhwiuehgi
<flufflylover92395> WIAT
<flufflylover92395> SKETCHBOOK*
<flufflylover92395> WHY?!
<DJDragonwolf> LOL



** JamietheCat90 has joined
<JamietheCat90> HI AGAIN
<JamietheCat90> MEGAN?
<JamietheCat90> Meg?
<Sting1> Megan... didn't make it.
<Sting1> I'm sorry. We tried our best.
<whitesidevampire> We lost her, three clicks back.
<slightlymighty> She's totally in a better place.
<JamietheCat90> oh.......



<Kitti03> i didnt know DA had chatrooms! its like finding a biscuit



<Sting1> So, today I'm introducing you to our first series of unofficial deviantART interviews.
<shuttermonkey> lol
<Sting1> Our guest for the night is Dan14Lev, who totally knew about this before.
<Sting1> Dan14Lev is our web developer and beer server.
<Sting1> Hello Dan14Lev and thanks for coming.
<Sting1> Dan14Lev: So, I'll go ahead with the first question. What's the drink you enjoy the most while chatting on #devart?
<Sting1> (He's a bit shy so let's give him some cheering up.)
<shuttermonkey> Dan14Lev:
<Sting1> He said his favourite drink is appletini.
<DaPineapple> Dan14Lev:
<lenawargo> go Dan14Lev
<Sting1> You totally heard that, right?
<DaPineapple> Sting1: yes.
<Sting1> Good.
<Sting1> Thanks for the sincere answer, Dan14Lev. Now let's move on to the second question.
<Sting1> Do you prefer Naruto or Bleach?
<Petit-chaton> I hope he says bleach
<lenawargo> is that what we wash clothes with or
<lenawargo> :bleach:
<Sting1> Ah, that's nice. He said none of them, he's only into furry art.
<lenawargo> bah
<Sting1> Kinda expected from him.
<DaPineapple> Sting1: Who knew.
<Petit-chaton> lol
<DaPineapple>
<Sting1> Thanks Dan14Lev and now for the last question, from our public actually.
<Sting1> A moment while I choose a question from our panel
<Sting1> Here's the question from our fan: <XxEmoGURLlvrIMSOhotxX> hello!!! omg ur so hot...back to mah queshn...why when installing apache it sayz environment variable REMOTE_USER not set?
<Cazilu> lolol
<shuttermonkey>
<Gulivar> Heh.
<Petit-chaton>
<Cazilu> Who said that about who
<Sting1> Of course.
<BlackMage12> lol
<Sting1> Well, I bet the answer is clear to everyone.
<DaPineapple>
<Sting1> I'm closing this interview now, thanks for participating!
<DaPineapple> Of course it is.
<DaPineapple>
<Sting1> Thanks again Dan14Lev
<shuttermonkey> lol
<Dan14Lev> Sting1: for?
<Dan14Lev> OMG
<Dan14Lev> WTF