The LOL Corner

This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.


Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest chat network quotes.


dAmnIt! is a database of funny quotes submitted by deviants like you.


dAmnIt! has reached over 22,000 quotes!!!


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Feel free to note me with suggested dAmnIt! quotes to go into the next edition.


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With the passing of the torch, $Tachy-on and I decided it would be best to add a new feature. Now above each quote you can find a link to the quote. This will show you who submitted the quote and give you the opportunity to it if you enjoyed it, a newer feature to dAmnit!. It also makes it easier to share quotes with friends.

The Quotes

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12:00:22 ** sameera22 has joined
12:00:29 <sameera22> hey
12:00:35 <sameera22> can someone rub me
12:00:35 <KisayaMyst> Hallo
12:00:39 <KisayaMyst> Whoa
12:00:47 <sameera22> NOT LIKE THAT
12:01:03 <KisayaMyst> Dare I ask "like what"?
12:01:04 <sameera22> it's a thing you can do on deviant art
12:01:09 <KisayaMyst> ...
12:01:56 ** sameera22 has left [connection closed]


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<Jasper2009> Some people are like slinkies, they're completely useless but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.


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<Galahawk> Well, make sure to at least wear a battleshit. Just in case.
<Galahawk> ...
<Galahawk> *battlesuit


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<TheSprunk> ~waldo
<TheSprunk> there.
<TheSprunk> Found him


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<shuttermonkey> boomer-anonymous: shoot
* Sting1 shuttermonkey
<anjules> don't shoot the monkey
<Sting1> anjules: I shot the monkey. But I did not shoot the chimpanzee.


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<Red-Bananas> DildoBot: You sure you never had a seizure or something?
<DildoBot> Red-Bananas, Or something. I do so have a seizure never had a seizure had a seizure never had a seizure seizure never had a seizure had a seizure never had a seizure seizure never had a seizure had a seizure never had a seizure seizure never had a seizure had a seizure never had a seizure. Doesn't everyone have a seizure never had a seizure had a seizure never had a seizure seizure never had a seizure had a seizure never had a seizure seizure never had a seizure had a seizure never had a seizure seizure never had a seizure had a seizure never had a seizure.
I have A plan for a robot body.
<Red-Bananas> HOLY SHIT
<Red-Bananas> What the fuck was that?
<Red-Bananas> DildoBot: Are you mentally unstable?


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<cxard> Today, I playfully put 3 straws between my knuckles to make myself look like Wolverine. I turned to my 6 year old cousin and ask, "Who am I?" He then replied with, "An idiot"


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23:57:18 <eskirinabsolute> The cartoon conversation
23:57:21 <eskirinabsolute> makes me want to open a room
23:57:22 <eskirinabsolute> called
23:57:24 <eskirinabsolute> #duckseason.
23:57:34 <mykel> no #wabbitseason
23:57:37 <eskirinabsolute> #duckseason.
23:57:44 <mykel> #wabbitseason
23:57:45 <eskirinabsolute> #duckseason.
23:57:48 <mykel> #wabbitseason


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<TheSprunk> no poems, but MNBot was freaking out earlier about having a big Tachy-on
<MNBot> I have a big Tachy-on
My eyes gleam like a lifeless humanoid
Reality is a staircase leading nowhere.
and drowning in dreams, as I can't avoid
<MNBot> My spoon is too big.


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** xxsomeoneelsexx has left [timed out]
<RazzieMbessai> She left us! SHE LEFT US!!
<xxsomeoneelsexx> SHE LEFT US!!!!!
<xxsomeoneelsexx> oh wait


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<VagabondQAD> Lol Chimp, no I don't read Vagabond. I just live in an area where there's TONS of Vagabonds
<sentrixx> Vagbond.
<lenawargo> no sentrixx, it's not a cream
<sentrixx> lenawargo: Vagbond. Relive your virginity.


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* WolfTwilight ate blazikensweety's left arm :3
* WolfTwilight eats blazikensweety's right arm:3
* blazikensweety types with nose.
<blazikensweety> 8ghiuxzs ixc awkward
<blazikensweety> ...
<blazikensweety> how did I get every word in that sentence wrong except for the most complex one?
<blazikensweety> this*
<blazikensweety> is*
<blazikensweety> INB4 SPARTA


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10:44:47 pm <Bandlero> EVERYONE FAVORITE THIS DEVIATION: [link]
10:44:58 pm ** Bandlero has been made a member of CreativeStaff by vastblue *
10:45:07 pm <vastblue> What the hell.
10:45:08 pm <Bandlero> Bandlero: Woot!
10:45:11 pm <ThomFaust> vastblue: WHAT DID YOU DO
10:45:15 pm ** Bandlero has been made a member of Guests by vastblue *
10:45:23 pm <Bandlero> Bandlero: What does this mean? Creative Staff? lol
10:45:30 pm <OpalMist> vastblue: Fail.
10:45:50 pm <vastblue> I MEANT.
10:45:53 pm <vastblue> Bandlero: Please do not promote your own chatrooms, userpage galleries or other websites in here as it is against the Channel Rules.
10:45:56 pm <vastblue> There.


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11:17:18 am * ash--tray is away: Finding the love of my life on e-Harmony.com.
11:17:42 am * ash--tray is away: Finding the love of my life on Match.com.
11:17:48 am * ash--tray is away: Finding the love of my life on Chemistry.com.
11:18:56 am * ash--tray is away: Finding the love of my life at my local Veterans' CLub.
11:19:16 am * ash--tray is away: Finding the love of my life at my local farmer's market.
11:19:32 am * ash--tray is away: Finding the love of my life is my hand.


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15:19:12 <lenawargo> my son slapped a girl in the face and called her a bitch in kidergarten
15:19:35 <IaiaRose> lenawargo: Nice
15:19:40 <lenawargo> inorite
15:19:49 <martypunker> lenawargo: Bitch needs to learn her place.
15:20:01 <lenawargo> martypunker: hopefully that is her earliest childhood memory
15:20:08 <martypunker> Here's hoping.


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23:40:02 <cxard> Today, I was sneaking over to my girlfriend's house. I sent her mother a text message thinking it was my girlfriend saying "There's a stalker coming in to make you his play mate ;]" Unfortunately when I got to her window I was greeted by her dad with a bat.


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<MasterMindMan> I was in the bathroom
<GaiaRyu> MasterMindMan: Doing what?
<MasterMindMan> nothing
<GaiaRyu> . . .
<GaiaRyu> HOW POINTLESS IS THAT?
<GaiaRyu> WALK INTO A BATHROOM
<GaiaRyu> AND DO NOTHING


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<12hc12> Godliek: I feel like we should celebrate our Canadian-ness with a big ol' mug of maple syrup and beaver hats.
<Godliek> Actually I have to go train my polar bear soon.
<Godliek> Then I gotta hunt for dinner
<Godliek> Sorry
<12hc12> Shoot. I guess I'll have to ride my elk down to your igloo some other time then.
<Godliek> Yeah.
<12hc12> ...oot 'n' aboot.
<Godliek> We should go ice fishing sometime.
<12hc12> Totally. I'll bring my accent.
<Godliek> I'll bring the rabbits.
<Godliek> I only got snow hares, is that okay?
<12hc12> Perfect. Don't forget your coats, though; it's supposed to be like -5000 degrees soon.
<Godliek> Again?!??!?
<12hc12> I know! We just got back up to the -3000s!
<Godliek> And this is with global warming too
<12hc12> Don't you talk about global warming. It's affecting our geese populations!
<Godliek> A sad truth


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13:30:20 <DaPineapple> actually
13:30:25 <DaPineapple> I have a talking cactus
13:30:41 <DaPineapple> it talks to me whenever I start drinking
13:30:44 <DaPineapple> it's weird
13:30:54 <DaPineapple> it dresses all mexican
13:30:55 <DaPineapple> but
13:31:00 <DaPineapple> it has an Irish accent.
13:31:12 <DaPineapple> it's fecking crazy.


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<ThelemaJ> I'm going to murder every single one of you.
<XxTrinityxX> awesome
<XxTrinityxX> I don't have to go to work then