The LOL Corner

This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.

Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest chat network quotes.

dAmnIt! is a database of funny quotes submitted by deviants like you.

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The Quotes

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14:27:59 <Caektiems> ATTENTION. I HAVE RETURNED FROM THE BATHROOM.
14:29:05 <iBeLaughing> Caektiems: good lord taht took a longt ime
14:29:14 <shioriXglace> No shit
14:29:22 <iBeLaughing> not anymore


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<spyed> OH MY GOD!
<twexler>
<spyed> there's a user by the name of *deviant
<twexler> WHAT
<spyed> that's right. *deviant
<twexler> ...
<realillusions> yeah
<spyed> yah
<realillusions> and its really new
<IBinsanity> Stykera: just because
<spyed> he's been a member since 2008
<realillusions> suprisingly
<spyed> march 2008.
<spyed> that user name, prior, wasn't taken!
<eldris> wow
<spyed> WOW!!!!
<IBinsanity>
<realillusions> they already got a DD too
<IBinsanity> ITS NAWT THAT SHOCKING
<twexler> Why does it say August 7, 2000, then?
<eldris> twexler: i was thinking that
<realillusions> oh
<realillusions> its
<realillusions> devLant
<spyed> no wait
<realillusions> cute.
<psivamp> thats devlant not deviant
<spyed> yah devlant
<spyed> woah, fooled me
<twexler> Nice move, spyed.
<spyed> that was awesome.


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<Ikue> I HAZ PISSICLES!
<Ikue> BRB
<Ikue> o.o
<Ikue> popcicles...
<Ikue> popsicles


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18:09:55 <namine545> djkhalid: sorry im a deaf in my right eye


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08:55:09 pm <xXSinful-liesXx> IM WALKING ON SUNSHINE
08:55:13 pm <xXSinful-liesXx> WOOOOAAHHH!
08:55:15 pm <xXSinful-liesXx> o-o
08:55:29 pm <OrochimarusChild> OMYGOAD GET OFF THE SUNSHINE BEFORE YOU BREAK IT D:


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<MNBot> Like Martin Luther King I have a dream
Grin and dont get involved in life
The softener glistening like fresh milked cream
i hate life
<Cazilu> Sting1: Stick to the day job.
<Sting1> Yo yo
<Cazilu> I have a really awful image of you jumping around rapping, please stop ;-;
<dammitMEL> Sting1: I can eat alphabet soup and shit better lyrics than that.


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15:58:54 <JosephBenton> You know you spend too much time on dA when you look at twitter messages and think everyone is a mod.


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<Rainbow-Mist-Topaz> I haven't hasd anyt anlcoghl today.


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* OpalMist is away: EMERGENCY TOILET!!!


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<OnyxFox> hmmm
<OnyxFox> my bro and I are looking to revamp our hoe entertainment system
<OnyxFox> XD
<OnyxFox> home*


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<devyyved> ashley: I was talking my fingers out
<bluel00n> devyyved: I thought that said "taking my fingers out" and I almost asked what (or who) you were taking them out of...


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11:32:24 ** Ookami-07 has joined
11:32:29 <DemonsAreOurFriends> Oh me and my obscure video game references.
11:32:45 <YoukaiTajiyaSango> oh my oh me oh you
11:32:52 <DemonsAreOurFriends> Oh no.
11:32:57 <YoukaiTajiyaSango> oh yes
11:33:01 <DemonsAreOurFriends> Ookami-07: Oh hai.


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01:44:26 <Spiff-Johnson> Produce my black play, Mykel.
01:44:35 <mykel> Okay.
01:44:41 <Spiff-Johnson> That was easy.
01:44:47 <mykel> Your budget is $4.50.
01:44:50 <Spiff-Johnson> Keith Sweat plays the lead.
01:44:52 <Spiff-Johnson> Damn.
01:44:59 <mykel> Make it work.
01:45:00 <Spiff-Johnson> We'll need at least six bucks to get Keith.


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<TheSprunk> "You have GPS right?"-friend "Yeah, why?"-me "well, I just woke up, drunk as hell, in a field, with only my boxers and a bunch of shit written on me, I can get GPS, but I can't get an internet connection, so I'll send you my co-ordinates and you can pick me up, right?"


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<xxSinUchihaxx>Nurse-Hidan-Chan: You're a dumb bot, and you slow down my computer
<Nurse-Hidan-Chan>xxSinUchihaxx: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.


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<Hanratty-Stock> I sprayed my priest friend with the hannah montanna scent while we were in town. IT BURNED IT BUUUURNED
<Hanratty-Stock> We'd walk around and suddenly there would be a whiff of "cheap slutty child perfume" in the air.


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16:26:01 <hope12321> what does it take to talk to someone here??
16:26:07 <cypher-neo> hope12321: A keyboard


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18:59:54 <State-of-Denial> GUYS
18:59:56 <State-of-Denial> I'm a plz now
19:00:01 <State-of-Denial>
19:00:08 <State-of-Denial> because Owl-city-lover made me do it
19:00:57 <State-of-Denial> ... I killed chat?
19:01:20 <State-of-Denial> CHAT
19:01:22 <State-of-Denial> NOOOOOOO
19:01:25 <State-of-Denial> DON'T GO
19:01:28 <State-of-Denial> STAY WITH US
19:01:33 <State-of-Denial> nnnnnnnnnnnnnnuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuu
19:02:42 <State-of-Denial> fine, maybe I'll go too
19:02:56 <State-of-Denial> bye
19:02:58 ** State-of-Denial has left [connection closed]
19:03:40 ** State-of-Denial has joined
19:03:50 <State-of-Denial> ... Guys, I'm back.
19:03:58 <State-of-Denial> Did any of you come back to life while I was gone?
19:04:39 ** State-of-Denial has left [connection closed]
19:07:22 <martypunker> And now that he's gone...


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20:47:57 * scottishdragonrules beats hybirdd with a broom
20:49:22 <hybirdd> LOL
20:49:24 <hybirdd> scottishdragonrules: I missed that
20:49:42 * scottishdragonrules beats hybirdd with a broom a lot more then
20:49:53 * scottishdragonrules must have a lot of beating to catch up on
20:50:07 <hybirdd>
20:50:10 * hybirdd 's nose is bleeding
20:50:48 * scottishdragonrules should upgrade his broom to something bigger
20:51:09 <Hexit> Piano.
20:51:34 <Hexit> Then keep beatig him until he's A Flat Minor.
20:51:39 <scottishdragonrules> LOL


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<Ride-the-lightning10> what happens in Vegas comes back in 30 years and calls you dad