Tired of reading the same tired poem rehashed so much you could fry hashbrowns out of it? Has an idea been tickling your medial prefrontal cortex for weeks? Well now it's time to let it out! Get out that verbal sludge hammer, and let's take these clichés down!
What Can I Write About?Anything! Your first love, a clean pair of socks, the Panama Canal, George Washington, life as a caveman, your Uncle Bob, or your pet cactus Francis. Whatever your lovely heart desires, just make sure it's original!
Judges
Myself, =
bekkia
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Amoxcalli
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losingmyfaithRules!Your entry must:

Be original and contain no clichés or trite phrases.

Be your own work. Collaborations are not allowed. Art theft will not be tolerated.

Be no longer than 100 lines.

Be in the poetry category.

Have a link to either this news article or the official journal
[link] in the description.

Have correct spelling and grammar, this includes capitalization, unless for a legitimate artistic purpose. When in doubt, ask. Minor lapses may be overlooked.

Be submitted after the starting date of the contest, September 20th, and before the end date, November 15th.

Likewise, be submitted via note to me, =
bekkia, no later than 11:59 P.M. Eastern Standard time on November 15th, 2009.
Entries that do not meet this criteria will be defenestrated post haste.
A complete list of entries may be viewed here:
[link]PrizesPrize donations will be accepted for the duration of the contest. Want to donate? Just send me a note! Donors can also enter!
Gold

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Djoseph
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BloodPromiser, *
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GaioumonBatou, and *
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Amoxcalli
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Roseatknight, *
LaGioconda, =
mode-de-vie, ~
sanitynvrfoundme, =
dreamsinstatic, *
Peinbow, =
BloodPromiser, *
Shards-of-Shame, *
twilight-apple, =
KneelingGlory, =
GwenavhyeurAnastasia, ~
Djoseph, ~
LilyPhillips, =
jrrkulp, `
GaioumonBatou, and *
IrrevocableFate
Bronze

1 month subscription from *
Teeceeoh
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CoyoteCaliente
an animated stamp from me

critique from =
GwenavhyeurAnastasia
request and critique from ~
Djoseph
features from: *
losingmyfaith,~
seussical-love, ~
Roseatknight, *
LaGioconda, =
mode-de-vie, ~
sanitynvrfoundme, =
dreamsinstatic, *
Peinbow, =
BloodPromiser, *
Shards-of-Shame, *
twilight-apple, =
KneelingGlory, =
GwenavhyeurAnastasia, ~
Djoseph, ~
LilyPhillips, =
jrrkulp, `
GaioumonBatou, and *
IrrevocableFateQuestions?Ask them here:
[link]We can't wait to read your entries! Have fun!
Devious Comments
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the above is a haiku
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Commission me, please!
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"One Ring to rule them all,
One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all
and in the darkness bind them."
- J. R. R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring, 1954
British scholar & fantasy novelist (1892 - 1973)
After four million years;
Of chimpanzee's tears.
There are no days
Without cliches.
A cliche?
A monkeys toy.
Grab a banana,
Relax and enjoy.
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... And while you're at it, keep the nightlight on inside the birdhouse in your soul.
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