The LOL Corner

This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.

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The Quotes

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04:47:40 pm <HAL2008> b0r3d13: You're suck a tease
04:47:44 pm <HAL2008> *such
04:47:45 pm <HAL2008>


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<Suruma>There sure are alot of girlfriends of fictional characters on dA. I've seen like a million Sasuke's Girlfriends. Someone should tell those girls that their fictional boyfriends arent being faithful


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20:18:37 <sterbenlicht> I do not approve of butt pills.
20:19:15 <Athos-of-Light> suppositories?
20:19:21 <Athos-of-Light> i can make them
20:19:27 <Athos-of-Light> i am medically trained
20:19:28 <Athos-of-Light>
20:19:58 <sterbenlicht> Medically trained to make butt pills.
20:20:04 <sterbenlicht> Cool.
20:20:11 <sterbenlicht> Not badass, but sort of cool.
20:20:27 <catboyry> Lovely
20:20:29 <catboyry> Just lovely
20:20:31 <GaioumonBatou> How is it not badass?
20:20:41 <GaioumonBatou> badass is the perfect term to describe a suppository.
20:20:59 * GaioumonBatou is going to get shot for bad puns one of these days
20:21:14 <sterbenlicht>
20:23:36 <Zeros-Elipticus> GaioumonBatou: that is a terrible pun
20:23:37 <Zeros-Elipticus> but it belongs on a t-shit


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<mooncow2005>why when im at restaurants
<mooncow2005>the waiter always asks me if i want a supersalad
<mooncow2005>what is a supersalad?
<mooncow2005>and when i say yes please
<mooncow2005>they give me a weird look
<mooncow2005>its like
<SmashBros2008>Hmm...
<mooncow2005>"Would you like supersalad?" "Yes please." "....O___o"
<mooncow2005>...wait
<mooncow2005>oh
<mooncow2005>soup or salad
<mooncow2005>now i get it


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<Mollinda> This is why I dislike MSN
<DCZed> I love MSN.
<Mollinda> It signs you on when you don't want to talk to people
<Mollinda> and then you look like a bint when you sign out
<IBinsanity> nono, Mollinda
<ginkgografix> you can use the invisible feature
<IBinsanity> sometimes people just are bints.
<IBinsanity> you know that about me.
<Mollinda> IBinsanity: I was talking about me, I apologise for taking the focus off you
<ginkgografix> lol
<Mollinda> SPOTLIGHT FOR MR PERRY
<Mollinda> OVER HERE PLZ
<Mollinda> BRING COCKTAILS
<DCZed> Mollinda: That made me laugh so much I almost swallowed my glasses.



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<masterofall> Okay, either this cold is getting worse or I'm crying for no real reason.
<Illith-Anthonar> o_o
<Illith-Anthonar> If you're a woman, then you're crying for no reason.
<Illith-Anthonar> We do that, sometimes.
<xxsomeoneelsexx>
<masterofall> I'm a man.
<xxsomeoneelsexx> Then you must have a cold.
<Illith-Anthonar> _{or you’re a giant pussy.}
<Illith-Anthonar> But it's probably a cold.


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09:28:30 pm ** shadowfan13 has joined
09:29:36 pm <shadowfan13> Hello?
09:29:48 pm <shadowfan13> Is anyone on?
09:29:59 pm <Thats-Your-Funeral> No
09:30:00 pm ** shadowfan13 has left [connection reset]
09:30:04 pm <Thats-Your-Funeral>


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20:25:23 <dreamerkid15> my friend thinks im fucken gay
20:25:27 <dreamerkid15> and im only bi
20:25:34 <realillusions> well
20:25:37 <realillusions> then
20:25:41 <realillusions> your friend is half right
20:25:43 <realillusions> and that rounds up.



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<un-kebecois> c-c-c-c-c-chat breaker?
<3092> i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-inapplicable joke
<un-kebecois> i-i-i-i-i-inevitable fail....
<gun2013> y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-you are an idiot
<snurtz> you guys need speech therapy


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13:50:26 <Stykera> HOW DO I DOWNLOAD MOAR BEER AND IMPORT IT INTO MY MOUTH


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* Amita-Eppes uses her frage power on stephi-g and eats her toes
<stephi-g> Now I can wear smaller shoes
<hellhoundp2k> stephi-g: Only you would find optimism in losing your toes. lol


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<Vootoo> Genetically modified food is rubbish. I really don't think it's very healthy. I mean, just the other day I had a delicious leg of salmon!
<Poltergeist-Toy> uh... Leg of Salmon?
<Vootoo> ...?
<Vootoo> Oh, Whoops XD


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<worlds-away> When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming, like the passengers in his car.


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<Illith-Anthonar> GUYS I CAN'T SEE THE COLOUR BLUE AND MISTOOK ONE OF MY DAD'S VIAGRA FOR A BIRTH CONTROL NOW MY NIPPLES ARE ERECT AND THEY HURT
<AndaluBee> PERMISSION TO DIE OF LAUGHTER, SIR?
<Illith-Anthonar> GRANTED


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05:04:35 am <alleamaxy> Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.


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<kirby> I hold shit on purpose to preview it to peoples
<kirby> SHIFT*********


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11:10:40 <Little-Vampire> martypunker: you'll never get me in there
11:13:09 <martypunker> That's what he said.


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12:29:38 <Fwertz> It's your baby, customize it
12:29:56 <Walkingpalmtree> Pimp your baby
12:30:03 <MC-Frizzle> oh man
12:30:06 <MC-Frizzle> new MTV show right there
12:30:55 <MC-Frizzle> "Yo this is X to the Z Xzibit!" <insert Xzibit video> "We at Shanequa's house! She got this ugly baby -" <ugly baby pic> "and I'm about to pimp it"


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03:20:58 pm <scottishdragonrules> hazelnutx: you think this is dAmnIT worthy?
03:20:59 pm <scottishdragonrules> <spyed> w000t!
03:21:19 pm <hazelnutx> scottishdragonrules: anything else to go with it?
03:21:34 pm <scottishdragonrules> its spyed XD he talked, isnt that enough? XD


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<SuperArrow> killing-spree: Dude, that would be fucking scary, sitting at a starbucks, to see a bomb heading straight for the McDonalds across the street.
<killing-spree> SuperArrow: I'd keep eating
<killing-spree> SuperArrow: Not my fuckin' problem.