The LOL Corner

This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.

Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest chat network quotes.

dAmnIt! is a database of funny quotes submitted by deviants like you.

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The Quotes

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<IBinsanity> martypunker: marry me.
<martypunker> No.
<IBinsanity> D:<
** imafallenangel has joined
<imafallenangel> IBinsanity: MINE.
<Rainbow-Mist-Topaz> martypunker: Way to kill a mood. I was about to break out the tissues and happycries too D;
<martypunker> Oh, you're in trouble now, fool.
<IBinsanity> imafallenangel: MIEN.
<martypunker> Hell hath no fury like a woman who believes someone is trying to steal her man.
<Mollinda> Rainbow-Mist-Topaz: Tissues? It hadn't got that far!
<imafallenangel> IBinsanity: MINE. >:C
<IBinsanity> imafallenangel: MIEN. >
<Rainbow-Mist-Topaz> Mollinda: I prepare in advance.
<martypunker> IBinsanity: She says she'll kill you with with a flounder if you continue this nonsense. Cease and desist immediately.
<martypunker> -with
<IBinsanity> D:< FIEN
<IBinsanity> imafallenangel: mien.
** IBinsanity was kicked by martypunker * FLOUNDER
** IBinsanity has joined
<IBinsanity> imafallenangel: _yours. :<
<imafallenangel> IBinsanity: Damn right.


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23:04:37 <Fuzzyhair> is there anything else to do on this website OTHER than chatting and looking at art? -_-


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19:43:48 <cypher-neo> whitesidevampire: I have one question about vegans... Would they object to this emote?


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15:54:09 <Xtrmntr69> i heard that Facebook makes Jesus cry; is this true?


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<bellchild> Zienna: Farting is human. Farting like a jetpack is something best left in the bathroom.



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09:23:47 am <cresent-lunette> 'm trying to draw him realistic'
09:23:50 am <demonlove124> XD
09:23:51 am <cresent-lunette> vdfjvkzjfd
09:23:53 am <cresent-lunette> stupid
09:23:57 am <cresent-lunette> mother fucking
09:24:00 am <cresent-lunette> tupos
09:24:01 am <cresent-lunette> ...
09:24:02 am <cresent-lunette>
09:24:07 am <cresent-lunette>
09:24:16 am <cresent-lunette> frs rs
09:24:19 am <cresent-lunette> OH COME ON
09:24:26 am <cresent-lunette> HOW CAN I FUCKING MESS TRHAT UP
09:24:27 am <cresent-lunette> ...............
09:24:35 am * cresent-lunette dies


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06:25:15 pm ** IwokeUpToday has joined
06:25:42 pm <SolidSake> I can't believe IwokeUpToday
06:25:47 pm <SolidSake> lol pun intended
06:26:08 pm <IwokeUpToday> i accidentally left my duty free alchol in the deep freeze, now i have some SolidSake
06:26:14 pm <IwokeUpToday> pun intended


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<Misterstix66>HtBlack: I am disappoint in your grammar.
<HtBlack>Misterstix66: and me at yours. let's disappoint together.



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<SinsofOurFathers> UGH my sims 3 disks are corrupted
<SinsofOurFathers> i made like 7 dicks
<SinsofOurFathers> DISCK
<SinsofOurFathers> DISK
<SinsofOurFathers> damnit
<xXChaos-SapphireXx> xDDD


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<Ruddy88> when i was 10, i could run through a bush in the backyard, and be like. 'IM IN THE JUNGLE, IM A COMMANDO, IM GOING TO GO TO OUTER SPACES'. now if im in a bush in my backyard im like 'what the hell am i doing in a bush?'


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06:12:18 pm <b0r3d13> meaning, like the v6 user pages, there's a high probablity that feature'll go into beta soo enought
06:12:20 pm <b0r3d13>
06:12:22 pm <DoctorJenn> Not now then. :/
06:12:24 pm <Athos-of-Light>
06:12:42 pm <Athos-of-Light> b0r3d13: is it alpha now?
06:12:48 pm <b0r3d13> BucketOfTearsMan: i'd assume so
06:12:57 pm <b0r3d13> BucketOfTearsMan: yes the user pages are alpha
06:12:59 pm <b0r3d13>
06:13:17 pm <b0r3d13> that's why you can't see them
06:13:20 pm <Athos-of-Light> who has one?
06:13:23 pm <Athos-of-Light> oh?
06:13:38 pm <b0r3d13> you're quite gullable when you're drunk
06:13:55 pm *** You have been kicked by Athos-of-Light *


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05:32:24 pm <Synfull> one of my flatmates just found a condom stuck in his fire alarm
05:32:36 pm <kaiser321> Synfull: ooooh kinky
05:33:28 pm <Synfull> kaiser321: fire alarm sex
05:34:21 pm <kaiser321> Synfull: or maybe it's a super safe fire alarm


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* Hanratty-Stock is away: Stop. Shower time.


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12:25:33 am * PotHeadJesus is now ignoring 'lenawargo' now.
12:25:47 am <lenawargo> PotHeadJesus: cept you said now twice
12:25:59 am <PotHeadJesus> lenawargo: It's a custom one.
12:26:01 am <PotHeadJesus> ...
12:26:02 am <PotHeadJesus> Fuck.
12:26:03 am <lenawargo> PotHeadJesus: HAH


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<Raini-Tempest> i find out monday if my uterus is going to fall out
<Aneyolf> WHAT
<Raini-Tempest> doc appt. monday, going in to see that since i'm not preggo, why the fuck have i not had a cycle in almost 6 months
<Aneyolf> they can just ...
<Aneyolf> fall out?
<Raini-Tempest> LOL NO
<Raini-Tempest> i was being sarcastic
<Raini-Tempest>
<Raini-Tempest> that seriously just made my night


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00:40:51 <DAherd> hello
00:40:55 <OpalMist> DAherd:
00:41:32 <DAherd> Where can you roleplay horses?
00:41:43 <trezoid> on a farm.
00:42:00 <trezoid> I'M ON A FARM.
00:42:01 <trezoid> I'M ON A FARM.
00:42:16 <trezoid> TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK AT THE MOTHER F***ING FARM!


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<Tyde07> you can set your twitter to private?
<CaitlynMario> Yups.
<Tyde07> what's the point of that?
<CaitlynMario> Iunno.
<Tyde07> i want the whole world to know when i tweet "going number two"


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22:54:42 <diedogen> how long do you have to be on deviant art to be a senior
22:55:09 ** diedogen has left [connection closed]
22:55:40 <anjules> longer than that


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<Raini-Tempest> oh my god i'm talented, i just breathed wrong and choked on my own spit


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<SapphyreMoonlyte> september twenty-third is on a monday this november I think