The LOL Corner

This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.

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The Quotes

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<joystick-hero> My new netbook is so fun. And cute. It's like typing using a kitten.


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<Sarah-Louise-Palin> I was just your average hockey mom and signed up for the PTA because I wanted to make my kids' public education better.
<Sarah-Louise-Palin> How sad that Washington and the media will never understand; it's about country. And though it's honorable for countless others to leave their positions for a higher calling and without finishing a term, of course we know by now, for some reason a different standard applies for the decisions I make.
<Sarah-Louise-Palin> Well, it's always, though, safer in politics to avoid risk, to just kind of go along with the status quo. But I didn't get into government to do the safe and easy things.
<Sarah-Louise-Palin> im going to a furry chatroom now


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13:13:36 <bellchild> Next year, I'd better not get the axe on my birthday. That's a party killer.
13:14:01 <MC-Frizzle> LMAO
13:14:13 <MC-Frizzle> Imagine your boss going "I'm sorry, but you're fired. Here, have an axe as birthday present"
13:14:28 <MC-Frizzle> and then he'd go "LOLSYMBOLISM!1"
13:14:36 <MC-Frizzle> and laugh in your face.


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<dammitMEL> Note:
<dammitMEL> The command is /part, not /party.


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<Limegreenziggy> duststorm10: ok thnx. 2nd, im haveing my 1st dance on fri, and a friend asked me if i would go with him. i know my crush will ask me. i dont know when, but everyone said that he said that he was going to ask me. i told the other kid i would tell him thursday. idk if i can even go. shud i wait 4 y crush, or shud i go w/ my friend? hes one of the cool kids, but is kinda a dork. i only known him 4 3 weeks. what shud i do!??!
<duststorm10> Limegreenziggy: I don't know! First off, if you KNOW your crush will ask you, wait for that person. Unless you want to be a good friend. It's up to you.
<Limegreenziggy> duststorm10: wut would u do?
<duststorm10> Limegreenziggy: I'd say yes to both of them and go there as a pimpl
<duststorm10> *pimp.
<duststorm10> Not a pimple.
<duststorm10> Biiiiiig difference.
<Limegreenziggy> duststorm10: ....jerk
<Limegreenziggy> lol jk
<duststorm10> Limegreenziggy: I don't know. If you want to go with your crush, go with them. Or YOU ask them first, and impress your crush.
<Limegreenziggy> duststorm10: idk i think he likes me cuz during the 3 the hour drive back on the bus, we were both staring at eachother. JUST STARING
<Limegreenziggy> brb
<Limegreenziggy> k i bak
<Limegreenziggy> igtg
<Limegreenziggy> thnx any way
** Limegreenziggy has left [connection reset]
<duststorm10> Fucking kids.
<duststorm10> She sounded like a Myspace survey.


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<Envy7Sins>Vegemite |D
<Daani>I've yet to try vegemite and marmite
<kojima-ayumi>yeah vegemite... with bread
<Daani>next time I'm off to London; I'll pick up a jar of marmite
<Cocokun>I heard marmite sounds like puke when you spread it on the bread?
<kojima-ayumi>sounds like puke??? O-o
<Cocokun>* tastes
<Cocokun>okay LOL wrong word
<Daani>ROFL
<Daani>that would be hilarious
* Daani takes out jar , starts spreading " AAEEEEUUURHHHHHHHHH"


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<molly-snicklefritz> Fucking cats woke me up.
<molly-snicklefritz> They shit in the litter box and the smell carried from the bathroom to my room.
<molly-snicklefritz> And I was all
<molly-snicklefritz> ARRRGHSDFGSDghdh


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<KeepWaiting> Anyone here a member of DeviantArt


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<MikeyKaos> is starbucks a bad word in here?
** MikeyKaos was kicked by iPhotoBot * Bad language: starbucks
<KevinRF> you can't say starbucks?
** KevinRF was kicked by iPhotoBot * Bad language: starbucks
<AshleyXBrooke87> idiot.
<adean>
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<Stieger>
<KevinRF> now that silly
<KevinRF> well why can't you say it?
<KevinRF> it's nothing like saying fuck fuck arse fuck cuty bolocks
** KevinRF was kicked by iPhotoBot * Bad language: fuck, fuck, fuck
<DayleC> starbucks is gross i agree there
** DayleC was kicked by iPhotoBot * Bad language: starbucks


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<BlackSatechi> Today, I renamed my iPod "This ship" just for the pleasure of seeing the phrase "This ship is syncing"


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<GaioumonBatou> Xerces: I almost said "I could fit in there if the platypus would let me"
<Xerces> GaioumonBatou: that'd be awesome taken out of context
<GaioumonBatou> Xerces: So take it out of context, then.


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** MasterPlanner has left [connection reset]
<ExtraEspresso> ah shit I killed her
<ExtraEspresso> D:
* Abstract-Mindsercasts a revival spell.
** MasterPlanner has joined
<Abstract-Mindser> Taaa-daa!


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<HAL2008> I wanna watch the fifth element now.
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<HAL2008> The film isn't THAT bad.


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<angeIdust> Oh, don't mind me.
<angeIdust> I'm just cleaning my nose with a q-tip.


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17:03:17 <can-i-haz-cookie> cypher-neo: THIS!
17:03:19 <can-i-haz-cookie> cypher-neo: IS!
17:03:24 <can-i-haz-cookie> cypher-neo: SPAAARTAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
17:03:28 ** can-i-haz-cookie was kicked by sine-out *
17:03:31 ** can-i-haz-cookie has joined
17:03:40 <can-i-haz-cookie> butbut butbut
17:03:42 <can-i-haz-cookie> he doesnt get kicked
17:03:45 <can-i-haz-cookie> when he says it
17:03:48 <can-i-haz-cookie> he kicks someone instead
17:04:06 ** can-i-haz-cookie was kicked by cypher-neo * SPAAAARTAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
17:04:10 <sine-out> lol
17:04:11 <PotHeadJesus>
17:04:13 <TheJackal-XIII> LOL


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10:38:11 am <duststorm10> At lesat that wasn't an awkward silence.
10:38:21 am <duststorm10> *least
10:38:23 am <duststorm10> feck.
10:38:27 am <DaPineapple> No, but this is.
10:38:31 am <freedom-of-joy> ...
10:38:34 am <duststorm10> ...
10:38:37 am <DaPineapple> ...
10:38:43 am <duststorm10> OH FFS ANDY.


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<ahollowvoice> Uterus is that thing in the back of your throat that dangles right?
<ahollowvoice>
<Raini-Tempest>
<ahollowvoice> Oh that is uvula.


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<Tobi2x4>JJA21: lmao, im starved!
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<can-i-haz-cookie> mackattack23: what is 2 + 2 ?
<mackattack23> can-i-haz-cookie: cookies?
<can-i-haz-cookie> mackattack23: wrong, triple choc chip cookies
<can-i-haz-cookie> to be precise
<mackattack23> can-i-haz-cookie: Son of a betch
<can-i-haz-cookie> mackattack23: CORRECT
<can-i-haz-cookie> mackattack23: 10 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR
<mackattack23> can-i-haz-cookie: I must of been asleep during that part
<mackattack23> can-i-haz-cookie:
<mackattack23> can-i-haz-cookie: wtf


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09:39:11 am <exzes> hazelnutx: Crunchy Nut Porn Flakes?
09:39:25 am <exzes> Err, Corn flakes