Some of you have all the time in the world. Others, myself included, have but a few short years. But no matter the distance you travel, the destination is the same... To make your life awesome!
So here's 100 awesome things you should do in your lifetime... Don't take a single one for granted!

01! Learn to draw! Fuck yeah!
02! Go on a metaphysical adventure into the heart of your inner self! Kick his balls off!
03! Invent something! Like the Electric Bread Demoulderiser!
04! Treat a woman to a romantic evening! One where she actually eats your cooking!
05! Fight for what you believe in! Risk everything!
06! Save a human life! Then say something really cheesy to spoil the moment forever!
07! Demand a raise! Or you quit!
08! Survive in the wild for a week! Eat a leprechaun!
09! Have someone paint your portrait! Hang it in your mansion!
10! Cosplay as something hardcore! Like Goliath! Or Megabyte! Or a Dalek!
11! Dig up a motherfuckin' fossil or artifact! Make a bunch of money!
12! Spend a whole day not eating anything! Starvation is hell!
13! Learn to Ballroom dance! No more stepping on toes!
14! Seduce two girls and have them fight over you! With their nails!
15! Dump both their sorry asses! Demand premium grade womenz!
16! Learn a language! Nihon-go wa yasashi desu!
17! Climb a mountain! Not some pussy-ass hill, but a real goddamn mountain!
18! Punch a bear! Right in his bare, beer-drinking bear face!
19! Go Goth! Then get bored of it, and go normal!
20! Go gay! Then get depressed about it, and go emo! And THEN go normal!
21! Say "Fuck you, normal!" and become your own person! Down with stereotypes!
22! Last three rounds in a boxing match! Go heavyweight!
23! Totally kick ass at a job interview! It's not fucking hard!
24! Quit that job a week later! You're too good for them!
25! Begin singing in the street! Have others around you join in!
26! Rush in like a fool! Where Angels dare not tread!
27! Draw a web-comic! One that lasts for more than a week!
28! Become a well known member of the internet! Troll hard and leave a furious e-corpse!
29! Get arrested! For something really dumb!
30! Sneak into a club! Or a pub! Or crash a private party!
31! Play all the Metal Gear games back-to-back in one week! SNAAAAKE!
32! Receive a lemon! Make your own manly lemonade! With like, tiny nails in it!
33! Write a song! Hell, write 10 songs!
34! Go on stage! Even if you're just an extra!
35! Have more money than you know what to do with! Then lose it all!
36! Appear in a magazine! If you're really good, appear on the cover!
37! Get punched in the face! And come back for more!
38! Be on TV! I've been on it 5 times now! Fuck you!
39! Write a book or a screenplay! Make it good!
40! Write a children's book! Fuck yeah, childrenz!
41! Make a video game! One that even you enjoy playing!
42! Discover the meaning of life! The real one!
43! Get really, really drunk and forget what you did! You're sure to have made an ass of yourself!
44! Run a marathon! Then run home!
45! Watch all four seasons of Reboot! An absolute must!
46! Swim in a volcano! Or, if you're a pussy, just climb up the side of one!
47! Surprise someone at the last possible moment! Like when I kick someone's ass for thinking I can't!
48! Visit the Pyramids! Lick the Sphinx!
49! Make a Pokemon team with 6 level 100s! No legendaries or starter pokemon!
50! Do something so sane it seems crazy! Like running for President!
51! Meet as many of your internet friends as you can! I've known some of them for almost 10 years!
52! Almost get killed doing something really stupid! Even just getting sick and not going to the doctor!
53! Be an extra on Doctor Who! If you're really good, have a speaking role!
54! Travel the world! You have to visit a minimum of two hemispheres!
55! Eat something entirely inappropriate! Like a human heart!
56! Get lost in the forest! Find your way back home all on your own!
57! Learn to play a musical instrument! Like a motherfucking TUBA!
58! Give up on everything! Discard your entire belief system!
59! But then come back with furious rigor and become ten times the person you were before! Rawr!
60! Cross-Dress! You know you just gotta try it once!
61! Fly into space! Then blow up the moon!
62! Start a personality cult! Be its glorious personality!
63! Break out of a prison using only what you can find on the inside! And your immense brainpower!
64! Become your Mentors true master! Defeat him at his own game!
65! Become some young prodigy's mentor! Sculpt him into a demi-god!
66! Jump out of a plane! Guns blazing, parachutes optional!
67! Go bungee jumping! Fuck you, gravity!
68! Learn a martial art! Then develop your own!
69! Steal someones girlfriend! Other guys do it to you all the time!
70! Get a drivers license and mow down some kids! Or get a segway and mow down some old people!
71! Smash something against your forehead! Especially something solid!
72! Break a leg! Just not yours!
73! Cure a terrible disease! Kick suffering in the face!
74! Learn to juggle! Chainsaws!
75! Have a constellation named after you! Even if you have to create a few stars to do it!
76! Conduct your own evil conspiracy! Laugh maniacally as it comes to fruition!
77! Sleep with someone famous! Even just internet famous!
78! Stare at a solar eclipse! STARE!
79! Spend a whole day just having sex! And drinking Dr. Pepper!
80! Watch a space ship take off! Or a nuke!
81! Ask someone out you only met five minutes ago! Be a man!
82! Invite a door-to-door religious group into your house! And then spit in their tea!
83! Write your will! In blood!
84! Get trapped in an elevator! Especially just after delivering a witty one-liner!
85! Perform CPR! With your fists!
86! Beat a computer at chess! On hard mode!
87! Be your own boss! Like a boss!
88! Try everything! Get addicted to nothing!
89! Own a small island! With its own currency!
90! Flick a light switch on and off! Until the light explodes!
91! Win a Nobel Peace Prize! It's really easy these days!
92! Win an Emmy! Why the heck not?
93! An Oscar! Can't be that hard!
94! Break wind! During a wedding!
95! Digivolve from Champion into Ultimate! Rawr!
96! Never have to say "I love you!" again! Prove it with your actions!
97! Get married! To your best friend!
98! Have some kids! Or adopt!
99! Write your own list! Don't pussy out!
100! Create your Magnum Opus! Die with triumphant tears in your eyes!