The LOL Corner

This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.

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The Quotes

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<Mankati> I want people to laugh during my funeral
<Mankati> I want laughter to be the last thing they hear before the bomb under my coffin goes off
<Delude> Mankati: Oh my.
<Delude> Mankati: Remind me to not go to your funeral.


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<duststorm10> Hm
<duststorm10> What is this strange place?
<evilsyndicatemember> It's a place where unicorns roam and where rainbows flow out of your extremities. duststorm10
<duststorm10> evilsyndicatemember: Sweeeeeet. San Francisco.
<evilsyndicatemember> duststorm10: Totally.


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<Gamegeneral> I like fall because I get to wear my hooker all the time
<Gamegeneral> wait
<Gamegeneral> how did I mistype that
<Gamegeneral> HOW THE FUCK DO I DO THAT
<Gamegeneral> I MEANT HOODIE
<Gamegeneral> HOOOOOOODIE


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07:03:23 pm <XxTrinityxX> jordan
07:03:28 pm <XxTrinityxX> how do you not have nipples?
07:04:08 pm <Thalassic> The beetles cut them off.
07:04:18 pm <Thalassic> The beetles, not the Beatles, mind you.
07:05:07 pm <TheUnrealSephiroth> Thalassic: That would make such an amazing story.
07:05:15 pm <TheUnrealSephiroth> The Beatles cut out my nipples.
07:05:31 pm <Thalassic> Seeing as they are half dead.
07:05:38 pm <Thalassic> I would have to say Paul and Ringo cut off my nipples.
07:05:42 pm <TheUnrealSephiroth> They knocked down the door singing 'Yellow Submarine' with around 40 scalpels!
07:07:02 pm <XxTrinityxX>
07:07:15 pm <Thalassic> They would come in singing 'You Never Give me Your Money'
07:07:20 pm <Thalassic> 'SO WE"LL TAKE YOUR NIPPLES INSTEAD'
07:07:27 pm <TheUnrealSephiroth>


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<Emo-Skittles>...i was ask if anyone wanted anything from the store then i remembered this is a computer



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<Mollinda> I AM NOT A PLZ ACCOUNT, I AM A REAL PERSON!


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10:56:35 pm <k-ossuburb> There's this keyboard I want.
10:56:39 pm <GreyHawk12345> Too bad.
10:56:41 pm <GreyHawk12345> Go fish.


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<JoeMamaPlz> Trapiki: ointandluahg:
<JoeMamaPlz> Trapiki: ointandluaug:
<JoeMamaPlz> Trapiki: ointandluagh:
<JoeMamaPlz>
<MusicIsFun> JoeMamaPlz: LAUGH
<can-i-haz-cookie> JoeMamaPlz: point and LAUGH


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<mackattack23> </Mankati>
** Mankati has left


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* scottishdragonrules gives bellchild big furry huggles
<bellchild> scottishdragonrules: I hope you don't have fleas.


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09:39:17 pm <execoot> ring
09:39:17 pm <execoot> ring
09:39:17 pm <execoot> ring
09:39:17 pm <execoot> ring
09:39:18 pm <execoot> ring
09:39:18 pm <execoot> ring
09:39:18 pm <execoot> ring
09:39:21 pm <ayame409> BANANAPHONE


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<GMKGoat> I want a butterfinger, but the store is closed and it's lose-a-nipple-cold outside


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<invisibledecoy> mackattack23: family was over, so while i was still able to relax, it's not like, do what i want kinda thing
<invisibledecoy> mackattack23: running around the house naked is frowned upon, i learned


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<snurtz> okso
<snurtz> i just went to the bathroom right
<snurtz> and right now i'm wearing a pretty low-cut shirt
<snurtz> so i have lots of cleavage.
<snurtz> and i'm also wearing black eyeliner for the first time in over a week.
<snurtz> so i saw myself in the mirror and i was like AHHHH WHO IS THAT SLUT
<snurtz> then i realized it was me.


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21:41:21 * SteveO526 has an army of... of... M&Ms.
21:41:36 * KisayaMyst has an army of...
21:41:43 * KisayaMyst steals SteveO526's army of M&Ms
21:41:49 * KisayaMyst has an army of M&Ms!
21:41:52 <SteveO526> BITCH!!!


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12:42:04 am * DJDragonwolf pokes Ayashi152 back
12:42:09 am ** Ayashi152 has left [connection closed]
12:42:15 am <DJDragonwolf> Fatality.


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<ThyAvenger>BANG
** orion-star has joined
<Blue-Rose24>o-o
<Blue-Rose24>you made an orion-star through the big bang
<ThyAvenger>Yes, yes I did.


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* ngatti woke up with a sudden urge to listen to Ston's 'Fraile'
<ngatti> Ston, wtf...Sting
<ngatti> Fragile even
* ngatti retracts all that: hasn't woken up yet

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<Hald> I declare the fish law. Anyone who says something stupid must be fishsmacked! XD
<PaashTheSneasel> Hald : Excellent! *smacks you with a fish*