The LOL Corner

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<PeanutToTheButter> the weirdest compliment i've gotten was at an airport in detriot. some lady just came up to me and grabbed my shoulder and she said "you have amazing eye brows".


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10:44:49 <cypher-neo> hazelnutx: If a synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to as well?
10:44:57 <Delude> cypher-neo: Yep.
10:44:59 <Delude> By law.
10:45:06 <darkhorse445> cypher-neo: Hahaha that got me
10:45:09 <hazelnutx> cypher-neo: wouldn't be synchronized otherwise
10:45:09 <exzes> cypher-neo: I bloody well hope so, otherwise that's a points deduction


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<Silverfang-SteelWolf> True story, I was working for my old highschool, doing computer networking stuff. I was sent to find room 404 because supposedly there where computers in there.
<Silverfang-SteelWolf> There is no room 404 at my school
<Kirona> lawl
<Silverfang-SteelWolf> Error 404, room not found
<UnknownTone> lol
<Silverfang-SteelWolf> That's what I wrote on the report too


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<Jack-Lilac458> Do you think other countries would take us in if global warming was sinking our country?
<Jack-Lilac458> or would they just be like, "Ew, Americans."


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<Tessie390>Does anyone have any software where they can blow up an image for me?
<ImmaPirateLlama>boom.
<xxbcxx>Tessie390: traditional C4 works.
<Tessie390>xxbcxx: Do you have it?
<xxbcxx>Tessie390: No. Why would I have a bomb?
<xxbcxx>ask a silly question, get a silly answer
<Tessie390>xxbcxx: I mean C3
<Tessie390>xxbcxx: I mean C4
<xxbcxx>Tessie390: Google it.
<Tessie390>xxbcxx: I don't want it, I want someone to do something for me.
<Tessie390>xxbcxx: I need an image made bigger.
<exzes>Tessie390: You want C4 to make an image bigger?
<Tessie390>exzes: yeah.
<Tessie390>exzes: Will it do that?
<Tessie390>exzes: I need it bigger, but to maintain quality too.
<exzes>Tessie390: Yeah, it will definitely blow stuff up for you
<Tessie390>exzes: do you have C4?
<exzes>Tessie390: Yeah, I have C4, but it doesn't always maintain the image quality. Infact, after using C4 to blow stuff up, you generally aren't left with anything useable


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04:33:41 pm <EndoPzycho> i forgot what his other movie was
04:33:46 pm <EndoPzycho> the more recent one
04:34:16 pm <EndoPzycho> you know. with vin petrol
04:34:31 pm <EndoPzycho> LOL DIESEL


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10:09:09 pm <silentminja> mackattack23: lol, last time I drank cheap whiskey I was completely naked except for a hat and socks on trying to get my furniture onto my front lawn. dont remember why


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<KimRaiFan> I DAIL.
<KimRaiFan> sadlkjsajklsdgasdkjsag
<Colorcatcher> YES YOU DO.
<KimRaiFan> I AM NOT DRYUNK
<KimRaiFan> DRNK*
<KimRaiFan> DRINK*
<KimRaiFan> DRUNL*
<KimRaiFan> DRUNK*
<KimRaiFan> DAMN THIS!!!
<Colorcatcher>


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<Caeser1993> DildoBot:
<DildoBot> Caeser1993, A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
<DeMaulwurfn> Deeper
<DeMaulwurfn>


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<Gulivar> "WIKIPEDIA has left [bad data]"
<Gulivar> How ironic.
<bellchild> Hahahahaha.
<mackattack23> very
<WIKIPEDIA> I typed /raw boobs.
<evilsyndicatemember> WIKIPEDIA: ROFL.


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<LostTempest> Dumbledore dies at the end of Twilight because Darth Vader killed Picard who was Dumbledore's last horcrux.


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<Goldie25> HOEWORJ
<Goldie25> *Hoework
<Goldie25> **Homework
<Goldie25>


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02:58:46 pm <lovesucks352> im new here n wanted to mak friends
02:58:57 pm <DJDragonwolf> Mmkay.
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02:59:42 pm <DJDragonwolf> What an interesting way to make friends. .


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02:51:16 <IBinsanity> oh the things i would say if pete weren't here
02:51:18 <IBinsanity> oh wait
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12:42:04 am * DJDragonwolf pokes Ayashi152 back
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12:42:15 am <DJDragonwolf> Fatality.


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<lilly-pilly5> luwe2009 whats your user name


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<ArchangelXAmy>nvm I can't understand German
<MYBumbee>that kinda sucks since your IN germany
<ArchangelXAmy>lawl
<ArchangelXAmy>well, can't read it
<MYBumbee>again...


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09:56:12 pm <Godliek> Deathstrikepk: It's killing me, who are you?
09:56:35 pm <roguequeen> he's sex.
09:57:18 pm <Godliek> Well in that case.
09:57:27 pm <Godliek> Who were you before you were sex?
09:57:37 pm <Deathstrikepk> Foreplay.
09:57:42 pm <roguequeen>
09:57:44 pm <Godliek> I saw that coming
09:58:10 pm <roguequeen> no, coming is his next life.
09:58:17 pm <Deathstrikepk> ^
09:58:29 pm <Godliek> ..


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<angeIdust> martypunker: Hi.
<martypunker> Wait, no.
<martypunker> I'm supposed to be asleep.
<martypunker> Bad Chris.
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<angeIdust> Oh . . . kay.


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<mystical-machine-gun> If I'm in a queue, I'll get mine out and start playing with it.
<mystical-machine-gun> Oh my.
<mystical-machine-gun> No innuendo intended.
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