The LOL Corner

This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.

Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest chat network quotes.

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The Quotes

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<Gamegeneral> I wonder why manwhores and womanwhores don't hook up more often


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<TheFightingMongooses> I'm not racist I have a colour tv.....


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10:33:32 am <exzes> Want to find out how much alcohol is currently in your bloodstream? There's an app for that
10:34:03 am <exzes> Need directions to the nearest A&E? Well, there's an app for that too
10:34:36 am <exzes> Have a massive iHangover that needs shifting? Fuck off, it's an iPhone, not a miracle


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19:42:59 * Lemonade4Jessa looks around, cracks her nipples.
19:43:04 <SlightlyChaotic> EmoElmo96: XD
19:43:05 <Lemonade4Jessa> I MEAN KNUCKLES
19:43:07 <Lemonade4Jessa> KNUCKLES.


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<VulcanHedgehog> Wendy's conned me out of $3. I asked for a burger with no letteuce. I get a letteuce burger. No meat.
<krystallthehedgehog> Oo
<krystallthehedgehog> XD
<krystallthehedgehog> wow they failed big time


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16:49:37 <Daijobu-kun> anyone here know anything about computers?!
16:49:56 <TeknoGothyk> mine has a keyboard!
16:50:44 <Daijobu-kun> >> seriously


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<Caeser1993> Sorry Romaji, but I'm busy playing AC in your pants.
<Romaji> You are playing attractive chess in my pants?
<Romaji> Caeser1993: You cannot have my king
<Caeser1993> ...


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<Walkingpalmtree>jesus!
<KidneyBot>Walkingpalmtree: jesus is away. (I died for you, mother fuckers!)
<Walkingpalmtree>WHAT!?
<Walkingpalmtree>...
<Walkingpalmtree>Jesus?
<KidneyBot>Walkingpalmtree: jesus is away. (I died for you, mother fuckers!)


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<ridinrail> what would you do if I was Chuck norris?
** ridinrail was kicked by Caektiems * I HAVE DEFEATED CHUCK NORRIS


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20:58:50 <Abhishrut> Dont worry me and my dog used to poop all over and everywhere in the house
20:58:56 <Abhishrut> wait no
20:59:04 <Abhishrut> I didnt >.>


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<Zienna> vastblue: howsit
<OpalMist> onbuttsit
<OpalMist> howelsesit?
<vastblue> crouchsit?
<OpalMist> notsit
<vastblue> shit.
<OpalMist>


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23:04:52 * Tachy-on is away: 08:05:20 pm <DaPineapple> Yes, I secretly wear bras.
23:05:43 * Tachy-on is back
23:05:48 ** DaPineapple has joined
23:06:02 <DaPineapple> I would just like to point out that Tachy-on lies.
23:06:06 <DaPineapple> That is all.
23:06:07 ** DaPineapple has left


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<Seroia> how do I use question marks ?
<AkuRoku-fan-forever> Like that.


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<Ceata88> one day we were going to office depot
<Ceata88> and my dad is like
<Ceata88> "I need a filing cabinet, to keep all my papers and shit in. I need a shit drawer"
<Ceata88> and I responded
<Ceata88> "... you mean a toilet?"


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02:44:49 pm <Mr-Jaunty> Caeser1993: Tell me something. Why is it that whenever you show up or stop idling, there's massive spam, usually consisting of emotes?


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<KaiHallarn111>firebringerlover, I am currently away. Reason: shower then photography time
<KaiHallarn111>shit mb i should change that
* KaiHallarn111is away: shower, then getting changed into cloths, then photography time


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<Galahawk> I'm leaving to go on a date soon~
<Ceata88> ._.
<Werxzy> ._.
<Galahawk> ...
<Galahawk> What, is it THAT shocking?


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22:00:54 <MC-Frizzle> did you really do freaky stuff with $ewm? rumour has it that's the reason she's off sick
22:01:05 <chix0r> freakier than you can ever imagine
22:01:10 <chix0r> one day at help desk camp
22:01:12 <chix0r> we
22:01:14 <chix0r> well,
22:01:15 <chix0r> you know..
22:01:19 <chix0r> we handled some tickets
22:01:21 <MC-Frizzle> no you didnt!
22:01:23 <chix0r> and closed them!!
22:01:27 <MC-Frizzle>
22:01:30 <Nesi>