The LOL Corner

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#dAcademy

<Magicstix> i think the idea of humans as gods is probably more terrifying than humans destroying themselves ;X
<Magicstix> i mean just look at the people around this chatroom for example
<masquevale> I want to be a POTATO!


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<NejiHyuga64> THE GAME!!!
<catboyry> What game?
<NejiHyuga64> never mind
<catboyry> sure thing
** NejiHyuga64 has left [connection closed]
<catboyry>
<catboyry> I suspect I might have ruined his fun a bit.


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<firepower-insomnia> i wasnt a druggie till i got out of middle school, i took the term "highschool" a bit too literal


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09:00:41 am <can-i-haz-cookie> its a wild leaf-lover
09:00:47 am <can-i-haz-cookie> QUICK, THROW THE ULTRA BALLS
09:00:52 am <leaf-lover>
09:01:04 am * can-i-haz-cookie throws his balls at lea- actually
09:01:07 am <can-i-haz-cookie> that sounds a bit odd
09:01:10 am <can-i-haz-cookie>


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21:38:46 <electricjonny> I never do the hibernate stuff
21:38:57 <electricjonny> My computer is either on or off
21:39:06 <MC-Frizzle> My computer is either on or on
21:39:11 <MC-Frizzle> Or power blackout.
21:39:15 <electricjonny> MC-Frizzle: True
21:39:42 <electricjonny> I only turn it off when I need to restart for updates/hardware changes
21:40:00 <MC-Frizzle> It auto restarts after a week or so
21:40:12 <MC-Frizzle> Which is my pc telling me, "Frits, give me some fucking rest "
21:40:33 <MC-Frizzle> and I shrug and abuse it for another week


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<Delude> joystick-hero: No way, everyone dies at 30 or whatever like in that one movie.
<Delude> I forget what it's called.
<joystick-hero> "The Movie Where Everyone Dies at 30 or Whatever", starring Bruce Willis.


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06:10:52 am <angeIdust> Hosnaps.
06:10:59 am <angeIdust> I'm gonna go.
06:11:03 am <angeIdust> Tata for now.
06:11:05 am <angeIdust> :3
06:11:07 am ** angeIdust has left [connection closed]
06:11:08 am <Thalassic> Wait
06:11:13 am <Thalassic> Are hosnaps like gingersnaps?


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<Little-Vampire> why does the IKEA website takes ages to load for me
<GattaForte> Little-Vampire: They have to assemble the server with allen wrenches


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<SteveO526> can-i-haz-cookie: I will kick you in the LASAGNA, sir.


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05:22:37 pm <cresent-lunette> Just got a call from the doctor.
05:22:49 pm <cresent-lunette> My hemoglobin levels have improved.
05:23:03 pm <cresent-lunette> they'll want to take my blood again in three months' time.
05:23:19 pm * Toroito misread that as homogoblins
05:23:31 pm <cresent-lunette> xD


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<Beagley2> you can't spell awesome without ME
<Emo-Skittles> LOL YOU CANT SPELL STUPID WITHOUT U


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10:35:09 pm <topher-the-tiger> youre like two bald people fighting over a comb!


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<OG-shanetrain>I saw a bumper sticker that said MEAT IS MURDER in providence today. Looked in the car. Leather.


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19:11:41 <MegMcMuffin> martypunker: Trick or treaters came to the door while we were trying to have sex.. In the living room.


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<IBinsanity> Mollinda: i am listening to french-canadian emo musics
<Athos-of-Light> Mollinda: i'm dreaming of IBinsanity naked
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<martypunker> Mollinda: I'm throwing up into a can.


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<vastblue> There's blood coming from the back of my ear.
<vastblue> That can't be good.
<whitesidevampire> vastblue: I was trying to pull a penny out from behind it telekinetically. My bad.


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12:39:48 am <WolfBlitz2> there was this guy on halloween
12:40:08 am <WolfBlitz2> dressed up in a a fairy suit with vampire fangs
12:40:17 am <WolfBlitz2> he said he was edward cullens


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<Sugarsaur>x-it-here: Im ok with them on their own, the inverses and the gaussian elimination and gauss-jordan elimination totally screwed me over
<x-it-here>Sugarsaur: -watches as that statement flies over her head- It's a bird! It's a plane! It's.... what the hell is that?


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<kaiser321> If the earth was like prison, the US would be Canada's bitch
<TenshiHikari> lol Why's that, kaiser321?
<kaiser321> TenshiHikari: they're bigger AND they're on top!