The LOL Corner

This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.

Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest chat network quotes.

dAmnIt! is a database of funny quotes submitted by deviants like you.

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The Quotes

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10:32:46 am <Tiberius-Audley> I live across the street from a cemetery.
10:32:56 am <Tiberius-Audley> And yes, you smartass, people ARE just dying to be my neighbors.
10:33:13 am <TheUnrealSephiroth> Tiberius-Audley: For fuck sake.


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13:21:03 <Nosdi> I have things to do, but they're getting in the way of my training for the International Procrastinator's Olympics.
13:21:34 <MC-Frizzle> Nosdi: Don't waste time training for that, because they already gave me the medals due to lack of competition.
13:22:07 <Nosdi> MC-Frizzle: Pfft. I doubt they've gotten 'round to it.


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<Nirach>Anyway. I'm going to drink beer in the shower and vaguely make some attempt to wash myself in the process. Hopefully not with the beer.
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<whitesidevampire>And I'm going to take photos of that.


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<ohhperttylights> ...do you think
<ohhperttylights> that
<ohhperttylights> the emotes
<ohhperttylights> are naked?


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<SayameHyuuga>.......What is IKEA? O3o;
<KitsuneEXE>...It's an appliance store.
<KitsuneEXE>I think they make stuff like washers and fridges.
<KitsuneEXE>But not combined...
<KitsuneEXE>I mean, who wants panties in their milk?


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<Emotikonz> I bet Jaunty gets that a lot more because he has power in here AND he is irritable.
<Emotikonz> "Oh Jaunty would you like a cup of coffee?" No. I drink only the blood of newborns. "Oh, very reasonable. So slimming."


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02:46:05 pm <Linkzerofurry> i cant figuer how to put my art in the computer
02:47:00 pm <MoscaDeMantequilla> Linkzerofurry: Push ALT and F4 at the same time
02:47:06 pm ** Linkzerofurry has left [connection closed]
02:47:08 pm <MoscaDeMantequilla> ROFL
02:47:24 pm <Nirach> Newbies <3
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02:47:59 pm <Linkzerofurry> dick heads
02:48:00 pm <can-i-haz-cookie> Linkzerofurry: he meant CTRL + W. not alt F4.
02:48:12 pm ** Linkzerofurry has left [connection closed]
02:48:14 pm <MoscaDeMantequilla>
02:48:16 pm <Nirach> AHAHAHAHA
02:48:19 pm <can-i-haz-cookie> ROUND 2 GOES TO COOKIE


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16:58:09 ** MikanOfTheAkatsuki has joined
16:58:17 <MikanOfTheAkatsuki> HI
16:58:23 <MikanOfTheAkatsuki> HI
16:58:25 <MikanOfTheAkatsuki> HI
16:58:26 <MikanOfTheAkatsuki> HI
16:58:27 <MikanOfTheAkatsuki> HI
16:58:28 <MikanOfTheAkatsuki> HI
16:58:30 <MikanOfTheAkatsuki> HI
16:58:31 <MikanOfTheAkatsuki> HI
16:58:33 <MikanOfTheAkatsuki> HI
16:58:34 <MikanOfTheAkatsuki> HI
16:58:35 ** MikanOfTheAkatsuki was kicked by sine-out * your LP player is broken


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<vastblue> I'd never want kids.
<vastblue> Horrid things.
<halonut117> have about 8, then you can start your own fightclub.
<vastblue> "Rule 1 of Baby Fight Club: You do NOT gurgle about fight club"


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<Hero32> MC-Frizzle: I want to see your pussy.
<MC-Frizzle> Hero32: Hold on I have a pic
<Hero32> Sweet. Internets pussys.
<MC-Frizzle> ... we're still talking about cats, right?


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<Konoka-chan> !fortune
<dA-NaNoWriMo> Konoka-chan, Confucious say: EMPTY COOKIE.
<Konoka-chan> Oh come on!


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<Geebitz> My life is a lie.
<Geebitz> I just found out Blu-Ray is actually purple.


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10:02:37 pm <DoomonyourDoomedhead> you know what boggles my mind
10:02:42 pm <creatureKILLher> bogglers.
10:02:49 pm <DoomonyourDoomedhead> yes
10:02:59 pm <creatureKILLher> i knew it!


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<martypunker> RARRRR
**whitesidevampire has left [connection closed]
<martypunker> Oops.
<martypunker> Killed another one.
**whitesidevampire has joined
<martypunker> SHE IS REVIVED
<martypunker> whitesidevampire: WE REJOICE YOUR RETURN, OH FEMALE JESUS
<martypunker> And celebrate the fact that it did not take three days!
<Candy96969> martypunker: Are you..are you God?!
<martypunker> I'm his third cousin twice removed.


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<Abstract-Mindser> Candy96969: I'm so shameless, I fav my own quotes on dAmn it.


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<AndaluBee> ...
<AndaluBee> OKAY
<AndaluBee> I CHALLENGE YOUR LOGIC
<AndaluBee> THE THING LIVES IN THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA
<AndaluBee> WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GIVE IT FOOD POISONING?
<Cubicality> SPONGEBOB


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<ginkgografix> i always wonder if those who join the chatroom, fart and leave would do the same in RL
<Mollinda> My aunt once left a fart in the car before she got out.
<Mollinda> I opened the boot to get the shopping out and nearly died.
<Hanratty-Stock> :'
<Mollinda> It was like a full force chemical attack!
<ginkgografix>


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09:28:03 pm <koffeeben> Hot.
09:28:12 pm <GreyHawk12345> Word.
09:28:19 pm <koffeeben> Punctuation.
09:28:24 pm <GreyHawk12345> Comma.
09:28:25 pm <GreyHawk12345> Drama.
09:28:27 pm <GreyHawk12345> Llama.
09:28:42 pm <TheUnrealSephiroth> Obsession. Calvin Klein.


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<AndaluBee>I fuckin' hate the litterbox.
<Illith-Anthonar>So use a toilet like the rest of us.


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<JennyRoseCullen> I failed quite badly today in Computer Studies today. The teacher wrote on the board MS Word and MS Excel and I was like "Okay, there is a Miss Word in the school but who the fuck is Miss Excel?" ...took me fifteen minutes to figure out that she meant Microsoft.